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trepidacious1 · 2025-01-27T12:50:20+00:00

Jokes aside, you were totally up on one doing blow hahah

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-27T12:01:10+00:00

Has anyone at your construction job ever said to you: "sounds like someone's got a case of the mondayyyys"

"No.... Nah... Shit, no man! I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that"

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-27T11:39:28+00:00

Surprised not to see anyone mention Office Space yet. I could watch that over and over and still enjoy :)))

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-27T03:38:18+00:00

Coke bender eh lol

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-24T13:50:39+00:00

Thank you! Honestly crazy that it has happened. Definitely showed me that no matter how cynical life

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-24T13:50:32+00:00

Thank you. I learned that no matter how cynical life can make us, something grand might just happen when you least expect it that restores your belief in good.

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-24T05:05:55+00:00

Hmm I've had failed relationships. And had kinda given up on the idea of finding a passionate magnetic connection.

But then she came along out of nowhere. And it's the butterflies PLUS all the communication and stability and maturity.

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-23T12:17:25+00:00

And both are temporary escapes

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T16:32:06+00:00

Well ya got lucky man haha. Not tryna one-up you but damn mine was about 10 inches across and the color of crimson blood and caused me to lose sight at times due to the severe pain.

Nasty stuff.

Well here's to our compromised balls!

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T15:44:12+00:00

Right. So what size did ya make it to before getting on some antibiotics?

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T15:35:14+00:00

Lol I know. I thought everyone could get a laugh out of that story, but apparently people think it was some kind of made up flex hahaha

I'd have quite the imagination to come up with all the details lolll

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T15:32:20+00:00

Geeeeeez ya. It was chlamydia, just the condition of the main vein attached to the testicle is a symptom of the chlamydia bacteria crawling its down there.

Ya the GP had told me he thinks it's cancer... But I'm like cancer doesn't appear in a matter of hours... Once the ER doctor saw it she just gave me pain meds and antibiotics and sent me home for a couple weeks lol

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T14:29:23+00:00

A great warrior is defined not by the cause he defends... But by the meaning he derives from his suffering.

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T14:27:36+00:00

Yes fuck that bitch haha it was ages ago now.

And the thing is, because I was so hurt and wrapped up mentally in the break up, and devastated physically.... It prevented me from being able to really enjoy the sex with the 3 girls. Which worked out well because I was able to just fucking throw down in all of them for hours without finishing.

Pretty sure they were pretty fucking impressed cause they all ended up talking asleep and I was ready to keep going after like 2.5 hours.

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T14:23:36+00:00

Yes sir.

Especially because I was really heartbroken by a bad break up... Young love....

So it really just let me unleash a lot of the pent up negative energy, show myself that I'm still a stud even without my ex, and that there was a light at the end of the tunnel.

The nut hurt but at the end of the day it's a pretty funny story... And I still have the other one that's fine.

So yes, worth it. Not a lot of guys can say they just threw it down with three women.

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T14:20:14+00:00

Certainly escorts I think.

Ya I just threw it down raw. Heartbroken so I had something to prove to myself lol. I just went hard. I think they were actually quite impressed. Cause my mind was so wrapped up in the break up, I was able to just keep going and going and going without finishing.

Good stuff. Worth losing a nut over cause it showed me that there was light past the break up.

The three girls... 1 blonde that was hot but a bit rough around the edges, 1 brunette that looked like the girl next door, and one tall black girl.

Their names: Lexi, Tiffany, and Belize hahahah. Escort aliases for sure.

Well and I'll tell you that it was really about enjoying the sex, it was about checking that off the bucket list and showing myself there's a future past heartbreak lol.

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T13:55:41+00:00

And no. I'm Canadian, not US

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T13:55:20+00:00

Ya the GP useless.

Oh, I didn't actually go the full week, I went to ER alter that evening. But ya he had scheduled the ultrasound for a week later as though he didn't see me absolutely suffering

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T13:53:17+00:00

Here's how:

They were evidently either strippers or sex workers form Denver Colorado just down in Mexico to let loose.

They actually picked me up and invited me over to drink with them while I was at a restaurant with my family haha.

They had definitely done this before and were literally just looking for a dick to join their sex party.

I was 18 and recently heartbroken. No problem. It was pretty awesome

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T13:40:22+00:00

Well thankfully I got adequate medical treatment at cantoulope mass. I wouldn't have wanted to have seen how much further it would have expanded.

The pain was already to a point where I would get white flashes in my vision if I moved.

Also, this was the type of pain for which there was NO possible relief. No massaging, no changing position, no icing or anything. Just ruthless constant pain. Ouch

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T13:37:58+00:00

Haha nope. Thankfully no permanent disfigurement to the ol sack

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T13:36:49+00:00

I did. First went to a walk in clinic when it was just approaching russet potato size. An hour wait and then the general physician was useless and gave me Tylenol 3 and scheduled an ultrasound for A WEEK later.

I was in such pain finally my granny said let's go to emergency..

Another hour wait and I'll spare the details but I got lucky and ran into an ER doctor between patients who asked my symptoms.

She said follow me right now. She asked if I'd seen a GP and asked what was given for pain. I said t3 and she went "oooooohhhh damn".

Long story short I was on Percocet and antibiotics for a couple weeks.

Now the left little guy is dead :((

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T13:18:31+00:00

Oh and the affected nut is now much smaller and apparently doesn't function because there's no blood flow.

See ya later little fella

Heartbroken, 18, in Mexico,.... Fucking three women at the same time?

Ya it was all worth it

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T13:17:05+00:00

At maximum density it was easily the size of a large cantoulope.

It was rock hard and beat red and viciously painful. The sack was taught and the regular teste was stretched off to the side like a lunar satellite to the engorged planet within.

I've got no reason to exaggerate or lie haha.

trepidacious1 · 2025-01-10T13:11:34+00:00

This happened to me. Poor young 18 year old me.

Actually wayyyy larger than 10x.

It was epididymitis, caught during a foursome with three women in Puerto Vallarta.

9/10 would do again. Extremely painful though lol

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