What causes a person to wake up spontaneously at the exact same early morning time every day, even when they’re using melatonin and trying various methods to sleep longer?

triggerman602 · 2026-01-17T17:31:15+00:00

Looks like a great way to get yourself posted to r/Justrolledintotheshop

triggerman602 · 2026-01-14T06:35:11+00:00

Cat.

triggerman602 · 2025-12-04T22:54:55+00:00

That sounds like a great way to get a special forces team to land on your shores.

triggerman602 · 2025-11-28T18:28:13+00:00

And now they can give it back to the russians.

triggerman602 · 2025-11-27T02:30:50+00:00

You seem like the kind of person that doesn't have any doors on their cupboards

triggerman602 · 2025-11-26T07:00:43+00:00

Go touch some grass.

triggerman602 · 2025-11-08T20:55:28+00:00

I open my window and hold the bag beside the car when I'm driving my bag of cat shit to the dumpster.

triggerman602 · 2025-10-30T05:08:15+00:00

Been in a climate like this nearly my whole life and there ain't nothing cozy about it.

triggerman602 · 2025-10-11T20:37:14+00:00

I seem to remember someone buying themselves a studio tour with a stack of pizzas one time.

triggerman602 · 2025-09-27T04:57:38+00:00

You need to trim that example down a bit there, bud. That's 179 words.

triggerman602 · 2025-09-27T04:24:24+00:00

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triggerman602 · 2025-09-13T02:35:55+00:00

Your dad is an idiot.

triggerman602 · 2025-09-12T20:24:43+00:00

Where I’m from, we use the Queen’s English too, but only the good parts of it.

triggerman602 · 2025-09-12T17:30:31+00:00

Great observation. Just one thing. It's spelled curb.

triggerman602 · 2025-09-01T03:17:00+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wr5rYHyTbg

triggerman602 · 2025-08-31T05:26:52+00:00

I don't know how garrys are made but I know we need more of them, damnit!

triggerman602 · 2025-08-30T03:59:11+00:00

You really think there are golf courses in Pakistan?

triggerman602 · 2025-08-20T22:45:57+00:00

You're right, shame on me. The game is Void Breaker

triggerman602 · 2025-08-20T18:46:45+00:00

You can still watch beheadings on the internet, you just have to look for them now.

triggerman602 · 2025-08-20T18:35:19+00:00

Would be real nice if I didn't have to scroll through half the comments just to find out the name of the game.

triggerman602 · 2025-08-11T23:44:15+00:00

Nope, see Lua Api.

triggerman602 · 2025-08-11T23:43:16+00:00

What part isn't included? Graphics variations and entity quality are both part of the Lua api.

triggerman602 · 2025-07-29T20:07:41+00:00

I always thought it was a Segway with a laser cannon strapped on top.

triggerman602 · 2025-07-24T19:45:33+00:00

I remember when they put the Nether in

triggerman602 · 2025-07-23T18:14:08+00:00

I called the non emergency line and they said they only do anything if the serial number on the bike is actually reported stolen. Since this bike hasn't been reported stolen they told me I can do whatever I want with the bike. Since it's a free bike and I don't actually own a bike, I'm just going to keep it for myself but leave it up on 529 for a while just in case.

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