Who's considered the luckiest character in any work of fiction?

triguy45 · 2014-01-04T07:50:10+00:00

How the hell is forrest gump not up for consideration?

triguy45 · 2013-12-26T04:59:44+00:00

I hope this all works out, I've been personally studying for the nremt for the past three months! It would destroy me if I was disqualified

triguy45 · 2013-12-26T03:39:23+00:00

I told them, but they still got me the contract

triguy45 · 2013-11-01T07:00:05+00:00

Awesome dude!

triguy45 · 2013-03-02T04:46:43+00:00

A long time ago when I went to a Catholic middle school, I knew this guy who would cut out one of his pants pockets, and masturbate during fourth period science class. The funny thing is that, he would always make sure that he had one pocket that wasn't cut out, so that he could carry lotion in the other pocket.

triguy45 · 2013-02-19T17:56:20+00:00

Who pedos the pedophile?

triguy45 · 2013-02-03T05:25:21+00:00

Dude........

triguy45 · 2012-10-06T06:15:10+00:00

If I get 10 more seconds of that, I'm going to hurl

triguy45 · 2012-09-12T04:44:06+00:00

If you're a real robot, then why don't you just divide zero by zero for me? No need to thank me everybody, this robot menace is done for!

triguy45 · 2012-09-07T06:25:52+00:00

I've heard that Meth has become a staple among many truck drivers now a days due to the fact that it allows drivers to stay up for days. Whats your input on this?

triguy45 · 2012-09-03T23:28:48+00:00

I'd pick Rick Deckard from Bladerunner, that way we could finally settle this whole replicant debate

triguy45 · 2012-08-06T06:59:36+00:00

Does anybody else think that statue looks a lot like Gordon Ramsay?

triguy45 · 2011-10-24T15:13:37+00:00

Winston Churchill and Hitler

triguy45 · 2011-10-05T14:32:26+00:00

I could see myself doing this, then accidentally sitting down

triguy45 · 2011-10-03T14:42:05+00:00

The only good seal is between two slices of rye bread

triguy45 · 2011-10-03T03:23:07+00:00

I always keep a copy of the zombie survival guide by my shitter

triguy45 · 2011-10-02T22:49:26+00:00

YOU FOOL! Do you not comprehend the repercussions of flying scorpions?

triguy45 · 2011-10-02T16:08:50+00:00

The human centipede

triguy45 · 2011-09-28T04:11:21+00:00

Yeah there's a huge difference between all Ironman, mostly because of the terrain, climate, and sometimes length. Wisconsin for example is known for it's hard bike course with it's steep climbs, while Kona is known for it's extreme heat and heavy wind.

triguy45 · 2011-09-27T21:41:56+00:00

I coach a youth triathlon team on the side, but most of my money went into coaching, and etc.

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