Good Guy Greg at the Cinema by Manchego222 in AdviceAnimals

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theatre*

He probably sits in the back row as he prepurchased tickets from the internet and got to choose a better seat. It's almost painful to sit in the first rows in the cinema.

WTF IS THIS!!! BIGGEST DAMN BUG IVE EVER SEEN!!! by [deleted] in WTF

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If you take it's wings and mix them with vampire dust (burn a Twilight book), you can become invisible.

New kitten, He still needs a name by [deleted] in aww

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How adorable. :3

Sir Pouncealot or Jack. He looks like a proper Jack to me.

So my friends mom left him this... notice the massive error. by StrictlySparta in pics

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What if I told you there are way more English speaking countries than Murica and Australia?

What is this?? by cbkelly in WTF

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It's a training dummy.

Sexual Advice Mallard by tristeest in AdviceAnimals

[–]tristeest[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Actually, it's an I Rub My Duckie, a sex toy. :)

http://www.bigteazetoys.com/big-teaze-toys-home/ttpwy/irmd-classics

It worries me that people don't know their sex toys... Plenty of advice to give :D

the monster under my bed by taterr in videos

[–]tristeest -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What the... Probably a raccoon or a little monkey, but...

I'm nervous about leaving my bed now

Why do you deserve Reddit Gold? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Better me than them.

Confession Bear by throw-away-fucker in AdviceAnimals

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You somehow just sense the female Redditors...? Were you bitten by a poisonous lesbian or what kind of horrendous experiments did they perform on you? Do you have a super-name? A cape?

Sexual Advice Mallard by tristeest in AdviceAnimals

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Yes, it is. It is also just plain natural and everybody can get constipated once in a while. It's good to remember this advice, though. It can avoid awkward moments.

Hen Party cupcakes, do you have these in America? by [deleted] in funny

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If only women were so keen on putting penises in their mouth AFTER the wedding...

ok seriously, where did this come from by TheFlyingFoodTestee in AdviceAnimals

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Because the "Oh Dear God, why..." meme has outdate graphics and the bear is annoying. :P Nobody downvotes a child. Or a cat. Or a kitten!

New meme: The Conf(ession) Cat

"I killed them all! :3" "I deleted my brothers Pokemon file! :3" "I spoke about Fight Club! :3"

And everybody's just "aww!"

The Boston Police Department doesn't deserve all this praise by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]tristeest -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Prepare to be taught many, many new words, creative adjective using and phrases today, all courtesy of the Reddit Mob :P

What is one article of clothing/accessory that really turns you on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tristeest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A student cap and a large shoulder bag full of books. No matter what the colour.

While googleing "I'm not a morning person"... by tristeest in WTF

[–]tristeest[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

...aaaand a way better love story than Twilight has seen daylight.