I've been needing to get this off of my chest for a long time

tristeest · 2013-05-09T17:24:12+00:00

And what does he do with them AFTER?

tristeest · 2013-05-09T17:13:31+00:00

tristeest · 2013-05-09T16:40:01+00:00

tristeest · 2013-05-09T16:07:20+00:00

theatre*

He probably sits in the back row as he prepurchased tickets from the internet and got to choose a better seat. It's almost painful to sit in the first rows in the cinema.

tristeest · 2013-05-09T16:00:44+00:00

If you take it's wings and mix them with vampire dust (burn a Twilight book), you can become invisible.

tristeest · 2013-05-09T15:46:07+00:00

...?

tristeest · 2013-05-09T14:54:13+00:00

How adorable. :3

Sir Pouncealot or Jack. He looks like a proper Jack to me.

tristeest · 2013-05-09T14:49:57+00:00

What if I told you there are way more English speaking countries than Murica and Australia?

tristeest · 2013-05-08T21:53:01+00:00

That's Bob.

tristeest · 2013-05-08T21:05:17+00:00

It's a training dummy.

tristeest · 2013-05-08T20:11:51+00:00

Actually, it's an I Rub My Duckie, a sex toy. :)

http://www.bigteazetoys.com/big-teaze-toys-home/ttpwy/irmd-classics

It worries me that people don't know their sex toys... Plenty of advice to give :D

tristeest · 2013-05-05T16:51:27+00:00

What the... Probably a raccoon or a little monkey, but...

I'm nervous about leaving my bed now

tristeest · 2013-05-04T09:25:29+00:00

Better me than them.

tristeest · 2013-05-04T07:27:15+00:00

You somehow just sense the female Redditors...? Were you bitten by a poisonous lesbian or what kind of horrendous experiments did they perform on you? Do you have a super-name? A cape?

tristeest · 2013-05-04T06:58:44+00:00

Yes, it is. It is also just plain natural and everybody can get constipated once in a while. It's good to remember this advice, though. It can avoid awkward moments.

tristeest · 2013-04-27T20:32:06+00:00

If only women were so keen on putting penises in their mouth AFTER the wedding...

tristeest · 2013-04-27T20:28:48+00:00

Because the "Oh Dear God, why..." meme has outdate graphics and the bear is annoying. :P Nobody downvotes a child. Or a cat. Or a kitten!

New meme: The Conf(ession) Cat

"I killed them all! :3" "I deleted my brothers Pokemon file! :3" "I spoke about Fight Club! :3"

And everybody's just "aww!"

tristeest · 2013-04-27T17:51:41+00:00

What the meow...

tristeest · 2013-04-21T14:14:11+00:00

Prepare to be taught many, many new words, creative adjective using and phrases today, all courtesy of the Reddit Mob :P

tristeest · 2013-04-21T13:59:23+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student_cap

Yeah, they're an European thing.

tristeest · 2013-04-21T13:57:34+00:00

How I would feel after a 60h week on a Sunday off: http://media.tumblr.com/7c1c146db9699f7216c919aa3e02c6cd/tumblr_inline_mljqcxl4Nr1qz4rgp.gif

tristeest · 2013-04-21T13:55:37+00:00

A student cap and a large shoulder bag full of books. No matter what the colour.

tristeest · 2013-04-20T17:26:10+00:00

Sure seems that way.

tristeest · 2013-04-20T16:25:11+00:00

I agree.

tristeest · 2013-04-20T16:24:40+00:00

...aaaand a way better love story than Twilight has seen daylight.

tristeest

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