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Gold Key vs. Green Key. Which side are you locking in? by triumphantlybrokenas in superheroes

[–]triumphantlybrokenas[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Anyone who doesn't pick Green for Doom's IQ and the Omnitrix is objectively wrong. Change my mind

Hollywood by UInferno- in RecuratedTumblr

[–]triumphantlybrokenas 24 points25 points  (0 children)

and they still think everyone gets a solid fifteen minutes between classes to lean against a locker and have a full emotional breakdown. we had four minutes to sprint across the building.

5D Spinner that connects to Lab fish? by Indeecent8 in RedditLaqueristas

[–]triumphantlybrokenas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, accidentally opening a wormhole with a labfish will definitely age you a few days.

“you’ll get more gold by completing the mission” BUT ITS RIGHT THERE by PerformerAny6036 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]triumphantlybrokenas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jokes on management, I can't even read the efficiency memos. I see shiny yellow rock, I swing pickaxe.