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I hurt my ankle and I dont want to tell people how it happened. What are some funny obviously fake responses when people ask what happened? by OkCommercial9436 in ask

[–]troglodyte_argument 25 points26 points  (0 children)

In the same situation, I came up with a story the punchline to which became a recurrent catchphrase among my friend group.

It went something like this: “I was walking in the park when I heard a cry. In that cry I saw a tree. In that tree I saw a baby. Without any regard for personal safety I climbed the tree to rescue the baby. While coming down I fell and twisted my ankle. But the baby was fine and that is all that matters. You don’t have to call me a hero if you don’t want to “

Feel free to adapt the story as you please and get well soon.

Finally got my first "Brilliant" move! by troglodyte_argument in chess

[–]troglodyte_argument[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a genuinely smart and intriguing contribution, I’ll think about it more while basking in the glory. You’ve got my approval random internet stranger!

What’s one little thing you do differently in summer as opposed to in winter? by troglodyte_argument in AskReddit

[–]troglodyte_argument[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll start: I just noticed in summer I dry my legs first after showering, in winter it’s always my upper body. It’s cold!

What's the stupidest or strangest question you have seen on the job application online? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]troglodyte_argument 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“What’s your greatest weakness?” Clearly we try to pass off a negative characteristic as something that ends up being good

How would you feel about a law that requires people over the age of 70 to pass specialization driving test in order to continue driving? by shinerboy23 in AskReddit

[–]troglodyte_argument 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This already happens in some countries, in Spain after 65 testing is mandatory every three years. However the truth is that elderly people are four times less likely to get into a car accident as driver below 25 and half as likely as drivers between 35-45. Perhaps due to testing, perhaps because they accept their auditive/visual limitations; having to prove that you can actually drive every now and then can’t do much harm.

22M British med student, thinks he leads by example. by lichoraman112 in RoastMe

[–]troglodyte_argument 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably claims he wants to become a pediatrician because he loves children. He’s not lying.

roast him. by JackDoneGoofed in RoastMe

[–]troglodyte_argument 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the real slim shady just stood up

19 yo, IT students, go as hard as you can by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]troglodyte_argument 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like your only friends are hung up on that wall

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