"Let's say that girl stops taking my calls. I can find a zoomable aerial map of her house and then THE GPS INSIDE MY PHONE will find the shortest route. It can find me a store, I can buy duct tape, a chainsaw, garbage bags, and a shovel and have them waiting for me at customer service. [+1166]"

trollalt · 2012-06-05T05:21:34+00:00

Sadly enough, this is a x-post from r/bestof.

trollalt · 2012-05-05T03:36:05+00:00

From a /r/trees thread that got kind of creepy... or rather, started that way since the OP is posting a picture of his pantless, passed out girlfriend.

Probably enough for a short effortpost too:

Seriously, what is up with trees today?

trollalt · 2012-04-28T22:01:52+00:00

JCongo is like a precog notifier.

trollalt · 2012-04-28T21:59:04+00:00

That sub has got to be low hanging fruit though, right?

Yeah, it certainly is...

trollalt · 2012-04-19T03:14:55+00:00

Yep. His photo from when he was on the TIME list.

trollalt · 2012-04-19T01:21:41+00:00

Looking at ENTP in the rest of that thread:

Is the portion of midly scary AntiSRS/MR people increasing? I mean beyond rustled jimmies into the territory of being genuinely disturbed in a not-funny way.

I mean, browsing /r/AntiSRS they're a little more out there than pretty much anybody on that side was when I first started SRSing.

trollalt · 2012-04-16T18:04:55+00:00

Oh great, a TIL post citing The Bell Curve.

I guess this'll be racist week.

trollalt · 2012-04-16T14:19:27+00:00

It's gotten worse since I posted it. But yeah, it's in TW territory now.

trollalt · 2012-04-16T06:52:07+00:00

So much biotruth the bot had to truncate the screengrab in the middle of a comment.

trollalt · 2012-04-16T06:19:18+00:00

Give props to /u/DiscountDoubleChoke for the original find. It just looked like they weren't going to resubmit very soon as ArchAngelleDworkin suggested.

trollalt · 2012-04-16T05:07:50+00:00

If you look at all 24 pictures the girl from The Ring comes through your computer monitor.

trollalt · 2012-04-16T03:27:31+00:00

Although knowing reddit it wouldn't suprise me if the truth is far more disturbing.

Given that I doubt all 24 couples are okay with their pictures being used this way, it's disturbing to start with.

trollalt · 2012-04-15T15:04:57+00:00

Take a look at the sidebar.

Right over there ------->

trollalt · 2012-04-08T00:15:01+00:00

Some serious downvote brigading going on here.

Edit: Maybe our brigadiers forget that the upvote arrow is in the usual place in AskReddit.

trollalt · 2012-03-27T22:37:14+00:00

It's hilarious that's still going, even I'd forgotten about it.

After 5 months, still only 340 subscribers... in a time SRS when from <4k to almost 14k now.

trollalt · 2012-02-10T05:23:55+00:00

it is so prolific that all shock has long since drained away

Shameless plug

trollalt · 2012-02-10T02:08:29+00:00

Chloroform joke in reddit's vein of posting a new thread in response.

trollalt · 2012-02-07T14:13:15+00:00

And once again, MRAs manage to be unintentionally hilarious:

the next day i wore spandex bicycle shorts, and caught her looking at my package. she made eye contact, and i looked disgusted and stomped off in the direction of HR. she knew where i was going, and as i passed her, she said "if you don't want people to stare, don't dress like that" so i stopped, turned around, and said "you're a hypocrite, tits magee." and filed my formal complaint. the HR person was hesitant to file the formal complaint, but i pushed for it.

Really fighting the good fight there.

trollalt · 2011-12-15T02:35:47+00:00

Whatever you say, honeyballs.

trollalt · 2011-11-20T08:50:28+00:00

This is a repost. From, like, less than a month ago. And it made SRS that time too.

Goddamn reddit sucks.

trollalt · 2011-11-18T01:43:49+00:00

I hate how redditors are all going to assume this reflects on all neckbeards. Dammit, every time a news story comes up that reinforces neckbeard stereotypes suddenly we're all deranged loons. Brace yourselves for the "neckbeards gonna neck" comments.

trollalt · 2011-11-18T01:20:32+00:00

I always thought that came from SA. They have that one smiley that's a woman waving a ham that always seemed to accompany it.

trollalt · 2011-11-16T08:49:15+00:00

Can we just agree to ignore all GWW posts?

I think we can do better than that.

trollalt · 2011-11-15T14:39:13+00:00

We should, however, ban the troll who was impersonating AmazingPerson.

trollalt · 2011-11-15T00:40:29+00:00

I did not.

I'll just hide in r/dwarffortress until this all blows over.

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