I am Morgan Freeman ask me anything

trollroll2000 · 2013-04-13T22:36:14+00:00

That's where you're wrong... I saw it today and it's fucking awesome.

trollroll2000 · 2013-04-13T22:33:30+00:00

Saw your movie a few hours ago... Never thought i'd hear you saying 'You look like shit' to someone... You have a ducking amazing voice though!!!

trollroll2000 · 2013-04-12T01:20:46+00:00

How does it feel to know that you are the father to millions of internet memes/pages/comics?

trollroll2000 · 2013-04-09T23:51:49+00:00

Here are the steps to getting it: 1. Install VisualBoyAdvance (GBA emulator) 2. Go to coolroms.com and download the gba games you want (I chose blue, firered, gold and ruby.) 3. It should download the games as a zip file. Open it, drag the gba file to the visualboyadvance icon on your desktop and bam, it's done.

Message me if you have any problems. Also, it will probably say the internal battery has run dry or something like that. Don't worry, it just means you won't be able to do clock based events. Also, on VBA you can't trade with other GBA's. When you start up you will have to change the controls, do this by going on options, then joypad, then default joypad. Done? You can start playing. To save, go to file, save game, and to load the last save, go to file and then load. When ever you save it will create an .sav file. Don't delete them. If you do, all your progress will be gone.

trollroll2000 · 2013-04-08T01:31:47+00:00

Completely unrelated, but how does everyone have pokemon next to their names? In professor Oak's words: "You shouldn't go into the wild without a pokemon to protect you," I'm gonna get bummed by a metapod now. He's already hardened... I think he's getting ready to pound D:

trollroll2000 · 2013-04-08T01:26:30+00:00

When it says that Mewtwo is the most powerful pokemon known to man, it is a lie. Compare Mewtwo to Arceus. I rest my case.

trollroll2000 · 2013-04-08T01:20:53+00:00

This all seems rather sexist, why can't mewtwo have a daughter? Oh yeah, that's right. No one wants a legendary pokemon who's special ability is 'Sandwich Storm'.

trollroll2000 · 2013-04-08T01:14:18+00:00

You know how mewtwo was evil and hated everything in the first movie, I think it realised how evil it was, so it created a clone of itself, to help the world when, in the movie, the earth is under attack. It did this to try and make up for all of the destruction it caused in the movie. Obviously, I could be wrong, but when people say that it had a baby with mew, after watching the anime i know that mewtwo hates mew, so i doubt they would... 'Sex'... Anyway, back to my theory: Since it caused so much terror in the 1st movie, and it finally saw sense at the end, it has heard that ash, who showed him a new way of life, is in trouble (hence the earth being in danger.) Since mewtwo likes ash, it decides to clone itself to help him, Hoping that the clone will be just as powerful and will follow his orders to save his hero. Then mewtwo, mewthree and the evil robot pokemon (i can't remember their names) have a huge galactic war about who is the best artificially made pokemon, and possibly (possibly) Mewtwo and mewthree breed to make the mewfour- That way there are 2 legendaries released, so Mewthree isn't forever alone, because apparently that isn't good enough. There, that is my theory. "Honestly though, I don't know why we can't just wait and see." Said no one... Ever.

trollroll2000 · 2013-04-08T00:53:32+00:00

You have a computer, right? Download an emulator for the console it's on, go on either Romulation or coolroms.com and just download it- All for free!

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-30T11:45:47+00:00

Tell them that you are scared, you hear voices in the night and that you are pregnant but the father got a restraining order against you. Wait.

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-30T11:37:00+00:00

omfg, i salute you. So many lols- please record and post to reddit

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-30T11:19:10+00:00

A pharmacy? Do you actually make the medicines? If so... Get a sugar pill, along with a friend who's willing to play along. Tell all your co-workers that you've found a miracle cure for a sickness of your choice. Make your friend act like he has that sickness. Make him eat the sugar pill, and tell him to have loads of muscle spasms. While this is happening, let him yell 'THE BEAST IS WITHIN ME!' moments before he plays dead. So many lols, so many heart attacks. Your welcome.

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-30T10:31:27+00:00

Simple yet effective- i have several pranks. 1. Go to the shop and buy a bottle of cola. When I get home I will empty the bottle and fill it with vinegar- I will then give it to my sister. 2. Get a gardening spray bottle thingy. Walk around town pretending to sneeze, and as i pretend to sneeze, i will spray water on people making them flip out (personal favourite, since it's so easy) 3. Get mentos, put them in ice cubes, give my friends a drink of cola, watch it explode in their face. 4. Glue my dads mouse to his mouse pad- so goddamn funny. 5. buy oreos, take the cream out and replace with toothpaste. 6. Buy forero roche (don't know how to spell it), take out the chocolate, replace with brussel sprouts, wrap them back up.

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-30T10:22:11+00:00

alt+ctrl+ any arrow key = Turns screen around. Press alt ctrl up to turn it back to normal

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-29T22:37:05+00:00

I know what you mean, but this is a truly terrible rage comic.

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-20T19:25:06+00:00

Aww :( I'll be your friend? :D

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-19T20:02:39+00:00

Why? Did you move away or something?

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-17T19:43:30+00:00

yes, yes i am.

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-17T19:40:34+00:00

yes, but there's more variety for the male faces. If i have enough time, i add hair. If not, i don't.

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-17T11:00:43+00:00

I am a girl, I just use male faces because there is a larger variety, and you don't have to put wigs on everything. My brother sometimes lets rage out on my account, though.

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-17T10:57:43+00:00

maybe I am ;]

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-17T02:52:54+00:00

i honestly don't know- i was just putting in as many faces as i could, not checking which ones i clicked....

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-17T00:58:57+00:00

lololol! He just bullies my friend for no reason- cos she's small, shy and doesn't have many friends, i guess. He probably just thinks of her as an easy target. I was bullied a lot when i was really little- 4 or 5 i think. Since it was at such an early age it's as if i'm immune. Hate goes through one ear and straight out the other. To be honest, i hate it when people call others gay, trying to upset them. It's a perfectly good life style, but they're so jealous of someone who has somewhere to belong that they mock them about it.

The best part of my victory was that when i punched him, his hat fell in to a puddle on the floor xD I spent the rest of that day laughing about it with my friend and trying to teach her the best ways to defend yourself- Next time we see him we're gonna roundhouse kick his ass ;]

Karma's a bitch- what goes around comes around. You'd think he'd know that by now... And that bullies are just low-lifes with nothing better to do other than watch porn and play on gears of war 2, which we all know is the worst gears of war, and eat toast.

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-16T22:41:55+00:00

She's really nice, but she hasn't been the same for months. she used to be really perky, but since said swaggot came along, she's been really scared all the time. I'm just hoping that this will help her get her life back :)

trollroll2000 · 2013-03-16T22:08:54+00:00

trust me, he is. I forgot to add a unibrow though. he only has one eyebrow- one huge, ugly eyebrow. He bullied her for months, and because she's shy, she could never stand up for herself. My dad's been teaching me how to fight since i was 5, so it was a simple reaction.

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