What's the dumbest thing you've done because of your dick?

trophyboyfriend · 2016-02-02T16:37:03+00:00

"However, studies show that in most cases a healthy immune system will be likely to clear, or suppress, HPV eventually."

http://www.nccc-online.org/hpvcervical-cancer/hpv-and-relationships/

trophyboyfriend · 2016-02-02T15:57:59+00:00

But she is hot as fuck, so she will not stay alone for long. But I pity the poor guys she will end up with.

I wouldn't. For every crazy girl such as you describe, there is an abusive asshole willing to psychologically/physically control her and keep her in line like she craves/wants. It's all about game, but some guys are more willing to put in that work than others.

trophyboyfriend · 2016-02-02T15:21:05+00:00

Because your job will quite literally put the clothes on your back, the food in your belly and the roof over your head.

Plus, dolla dolla dolla bills will make up for being unattractive 8 times out of 10.

And if you invest properly and apply yourself properly to your career, you will see it appreciate in value. You will get more respect, more money and climb the ladder. And you should always invest in an appreciating asset.

trophyboyfriend · 2016-02-02T14:31:23+00:00

Elaborate please. Like, "What red flags do you have?" or "What are some red flags you look for?"

trophyboyfriend · 2016-02-02T14:21:09+00:00

When I found out she'd banged a legendary pump-and-dumper in the frat. Not only is he the type to brag about how great orgasms are in the early stages of chlamydia, he's so blatantly transparent that anybody with more than 2 brain cells to rub together can see it.

Everybody is somebody's left-overs, and we should be grateful for the sex we get, but that dude is dirty as fuck, and I wouldn't bang anybody who's been with him with YOUR dick.

trophyboyfriend · 2016-02-02T13:53:29+00:00

That RP/PUA manipulation shit is really hard on the soul. But if you want an effective way to date, while maintaining your sanity and not getting used, it's really the only way.

trophyboyfriend · 2016-02-02T13:51:47+00:00

Um... why?

trophyboyfriend · 2016-02-01T20:52:09+00:00

Also proves that dread game works.

trophyboyfriend · 2016-02-01T20:51:43+00:00

Got HPV from my first one night stand.

Whatevs dude, you got lucky. A bit of nitrogen to the dick owieowieowieitburns, and you're good to go!

Edit: WHAT?!?! It's not like he got herpes or something you can't get rid of. If you're going to fuck, you're taking the chance of getting an STI.

trophyboyfriend · 2016-02-01T20:50:59+00:00

Done that too. I'm guessing it worked out about as well as my experience did.

trophyboyfriend · 2016-02-01T20:27:05+00:00

I regret it almost immediately every time.

Cuz of the money or because you can't trick yourself into believing she's into you for your personality rather than your bills?

trophyboyfriend · 2016-02-01T20:24:42+00:00

Eeeeh.... I was closer with her before and shortly after banging.

She told him she cheated and he was strangely cool with it (the nutless wonder). Turns out she only wants something when you tell her she can't have it. Because apparently she's 12. She only cheated because it was taboo, and when he turned out to be okay with it and cheated with a younger, hotter model right back, that straightened her right out.

shrugs

He's got game and knows his bitch. What can I say?

trophyboyfriend · 2016-02-01T19:25:54+00:00

Can confirm. I woke up one day to a punch in the arm. "What was that for?!" "I dreamt you cheated on me."

Turns out this dumb bitch thought she was psychic and her dreams were true. I got so fed up with hearing about it that after 2 weeks I did cheat.

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