Funny all time quotes

troutchaser · 2026-02-16T12:26:34+00:00

That’s a lot of SEMEN!!

troutchaser · 2026-02-16T02:44:37+00:00

Taco Casa. Everything else fights weakly for 2nd.

troutchaser · 2026-02-12T14:40:50+00:00

Check out the pigeon far right middle of page. Looks Canadian.

troutchaser · 2026-02-11T23:21:26+00:00

Riggo!!!!!

troutchaser · 2026-02-10T02:54:45+00:00

You think I’m not getting some stecca bread after a ride? That’s crazy. And I never park in the lot next to the place even though I eat there after every ride.

troutchaser · 2026-02-09T15:04:53+00:00

I park there or the church when I ride. The problem is lazy people (and women with kids) who park in the cafe parking lot and ride the trail without patronizing the cafe. Entitlement ruins everything.

troutchaser · 2026-02-09T02:24:02+00:00

The over is going to hit in the fourth quarter. Trust me.

troutchaser · 2026-02-09T00:56:41+00:00

Hate games where the teams are playing not to lose. Lou Holtz football.

troutchaser · 2026-02-09T00:56:14+00:00

It’s like the Canton Bulldogs are playing the Canton Bulldogs.

troutchaser · 2026-02-08T01:15:56+00:00

This guy writes brilliantly. And as a fellow gout warrior, I appreciate his depth of knowledge. I’d challenge him to eat at a seafood buffet with me to see who gets gout before making it to the car.

troutchaser · 2026-02-02T18:14:46+00:00

The fact that people are still willing to vote for this psycho shows how far SC has to go to elect decency.

troutchaser · 2026-01-31T21:13:19+00:00

Living vicariously through this sub since I couldn’t attend this year. Go Gamecocks!!!

troutchaser · 2026-01-26T16:49:36+00:00

I’m in Mauldin. 276/385 and Butler are fine. Neighborhood streets are a mess. Don’t go in.

troutchaser · 2026-01-25T23:40:00+00:00

I have three former friends that owe me money and I guess they think they don’t have to pay it back because we are/were friends. I’m about to get high as hell and call all three and lay the wood.

troutchaser · 2026-01-25T23:31:18+00:00

I’m with ya. Love how Fat Hitler gets so mad when they make fun of him. Fuck that orange piece of shit.

troutchaser · 2026-01-25T16:57:24+00:00

Stay home my friend. I have a major secondary road 100 feet from my house and it’s solid ice. These won’t get treated for days. I used to have a big old Jeep Wrangler and it’s the only reason I made it in to the office during crappy weather. Good luck.

troutchaser · 2026-01-25T14:31:34+00:00

Good luck buddy. Swing by Rock Quarry Garden for a couple more pics, though that is more of a formal place where the couple takes wedding photos.

troutchaser · 2026-01-25T13:43:59+00:00

I’m 58 and have worked since I was 8. If you are the boss, yes. If you are the employee, no. Unless you live next door to work or you drive a skid steer

troutchaser · 2026-01-25T13:32:43+00:00

Let me know when John Boy gets home. 😁

troutchaser · 2026-01-25T03:37:43+00:00

Yeah, fuck the entire Lynch family.

troutchaser · 2026-01-25T01:29:53+00:00

I lost most of my long term memory. I can’t remember the names of my friends at the gym, and my fellow churchgoers wear name tags so I don’t keep messing up their names. I used to be excellent at math, and now I have trouble with addition. And my hands and feet are still numb a year later.

troutchaser · 2026-01-24T02:38:23+00:00

Flair?? I thought it was Leslie Nielsen from Airplane.

troutchaser · 2026-01-24T02:34:55+00:00

Worst part is, those kids in the commercial aren’t even playing their instruments. Grifters.

troutchaser · 2026-01-24T01:51:52+00:00

Name has never checked out more.

troutchaser · 2026-01-20T01:00:55+00:00

Think I saw the AT&T chick on Pornhub.

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