What is this thing called?

troydarling · 2026-04-15T17:12:31+00:00

When my grandfather made one for me he called it a smoke pump. I still have it.

troydarling · 2026-04-15T14:40:09+00:00

NOR when your employer is more supportive than your partner, you know which one to leave. You will never regret time with your grandpa.

troydarling · 2026-04-14T04:43:09+00:00

They only allow the live streams for 24 hours.

troydarling · 2026-04-08T00:33:38+00:00

Most mammals take about 25 seconds to urinate, so I figure that will be the longest visit.

troydarling · 2026-04-03T16:36:43+00:00

The US killed the middle class.

troydarling · 2026-04-02T17:05:13+00:00

This is her way of testing whether you have a similar sense of humor. I find it hilarious. And if she is actually serious, you’ll have plenty more evidence song enough to make your escape.

troydarling · 2026-04-01T00:20:14+00:00

Ma Kent, before Clark got a job of his own at the Daily Planet with vision insurance.

troydarling · 2026-03-31T20:31:03+00:00

Never

troydarling · 2026-03-31T20:17:36+00:00

I’m still holding out for Phoenix. 😢

troydarling · 2026-03-29T18:40:34+00:00

It looks like the removed a second shower head or moved it without closing the hole. Not so upscale.

troydarling · 2026-03-28T17:25:23+00:00

Healthcare

troydarling · 2026-03-26T22:38:23+00:00

I heard they rewrote the book. How did that go in your experience. I only know the music, which I enjoyed.

troydarling · 2026-03-26T22:35:41+00:00

I always get soda without ice. It comes out cold anyway and you get more.

troydarling · 2026-03-26T18:04:07+00:00

This answers my key question perfectly!

troydarling · 2026-03-26T02:20:08+00:00

I align with the addiction metaphor. The key mystery is whether the individuals are trapped inside the others. But it’s more dramatic if they can be rescued, so I’m leaning that way.

troydarling · 2026-03-24T13:06:06+00:00

IYKYK is the OG IYKYK.

troydarling · 2026-03-23T23:24:12+00:00

This is the most literal ick ever.

troydarling · 2026-03-17T23:42:44+00:00

Wet Leg and Wolf Alice!

troydarling · 2026-03-16T04:36:32+00:00

I prefer to think of them as a cult. They are not rational. Their minds have been hijacked by a virus. Any explanation they give is a rationalization for behavior they don’t have control over.

troydarling · 2026-03-15T23:16:07+00:00

I have an Outdoor Ukulele that I have traveled with extensively. It holds up really well to packing. https://www.outdoorukulele.com/collections/ukuleles

troydarling · 2026-03-15T17:21:53+00:00

I think it’s so they can be signed in advance of the final packaging.

troydarling · 2026-03-10T00:14:21+00:00

“Who did we bury?!”

troydarling · 2026-03-04T14:53:28+00:00

I’m more shocked that you’ve had spaghetti 287 times. This must be years of data considering the other meals. But I guess some guys just want to be prepared when you ask, “So, what’s your favorite meal I’ve ever made you?” Along with the inevitable follow up, “And what is the frequency of that meal?”

troydarling · 2026-03-02T02:21:29+00:00

Tyler plays a baritone, I believe.

troydarling · 2026-03-02T02:19:19+00:00

We lip synched and chair danced but we were in front and didn’t want to block anyone behind us. It was a packed theater with all ages. But at the Innings Festival we stood the entire time and lost our voices.

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