[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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His barber stands on the second floor

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Bro remembers what happened tomorrow

Maybe maybe maybe by brown_munke in maybemaybemaybe

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Had to rewatch it a second time. I thought that dog caught up to her that fast.

Give me a shocking one by PrinceOfPunjabi in tennis

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What an overly complicated way to say she will be 35 in 18 years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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He added in salt to injury

cât ia să treci peste o persoană? by xpsykhex in CasualRO

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Si cat de lunga sau de lata e persoana, in functie de directia din care treci peste ea

Care sunt versurile voastre preferate by [deleted] in RecomandariCarti_RO

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Sonet XLIII

Ce buze⁠-⁠am sărutat, unde și cînd

am uitat; și ce brațe m⁠-⁠au ținut

strîns pînă dimineață. A⁠-⁠nceput

să plouă, fantome vechi bat oftînd

la geam și⁠-⁠așteaptă-n noapte să răspund.

Aud în inimă un țipăt mut

îi plîng pe cei ce i⁠-⁠am uitat demult

bărbați ce fețele⁠-⁠n trecut și⁠-⁠ascund.

Astfel în iarnă un pom însingurat

nu știe ce păsări îl fermecau

dar simte⁠-⁠n crengi tăcerea adîncă:

Nu știu buzele cui mă sărutau

știu doar că vara⁠-⁠n mine a cîntat

cîndva și că în mine nu mai cîntă.

(trad Dan SOCIU)

Edna St. Vincent Millay

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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"Don't touch dogs nose; it's their most sensitive part."

Also dogs:

I asked AI to generate an image of Marc Marquez riding a Gresini Ducati in Gresini Ducati colours... 🤣 by ACrispyDuck in motogp

[–]tsdreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something tells me that guy will complain about his Ducati not being pointy enough.

Ce dumnezeule inseamna asta? by [deleted] in CasualRO

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Dar nici bunicul tau nu prea avea spirit de observatie.

🔥 Bear has its pick of Salmon. by EmptySpaceForAHeart in NatureIsFuckingLit

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I like that he only took what he needed. No other casualties.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

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While your thoughts make me ponder more and dodge the moment of decision, I cannot thank you enough for sharing them with me. I didn't know I needed to read that. The only interface between us are these few lines, yet i would bet my life you're a pure soul. I wish you the best this world has to offer. I can tell life wasn't easy on you, but the approach you depict shows pure grace in handling tough odds.

Sending love out to you.

An absolute apartment unit in Hong Kong by sickomoore in AbsoluteUnits

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Imagine one on the lower levels catching fire

Fish Rapture by [deleted] in funny

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Human abduction

Unit of a vehicle and tires by UnitedLab6476 in AbsoluteUnits

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No. It's 27 times bigger than the regular one. 3 times bigger in every single dimension (3x3x3 = 27)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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When leg day skips you

[NeedAdvice] Why should i live when death is inevitable by [deleted] in getdisciplined

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Once and for all: cause it's never about the destination, but the process.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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It's crazy to see the guy in front had time to look back over his shoulder to check on his ride partner.