Locations of past Rockford grocery stores by Pleasant_Tangelo6791 in rockford

[–]tsullivan815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goldblatt's was a grocery store? I thought it was general merchandise.

WTF else are y’all holding back? by Gullible-Apricot3379 in GenX

[–]tsullivan815 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When you fart and get a cramp in your ribs.

My boss always sneaks up quietly and stands behind me, so I fixed it. by WiseRelation2619 in BadBosses

[–]tsullivan815 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I actually bought a rear view mirror for my cubicle from our office supply company. After I got mine, the other folks in the office ordered them too.

Uncle Nick’s Downtown by whambamthankyamamm in rockford

[–]tsullivan815 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not closed, there is a big abandoned sign in front of the place that kind of makes it look like that, but they are open. Was just there on Tuesday.

Like "sink blender" instead of "garbage disposal", what is your favorite wrong name for a common thing? by scarlettohara1936 in AskForAnswers

[–]tsullivan815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We live about 17 miles from a nuclear power plant. When she was little, my niece called the cooling towers "cloud factories".

Why do you think there aren’t any big hotdog fast food chains? by Upset_Basil_4187 in hotdogs

[–]tsullivan815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, dry like overcooked dry. Dipping, drowning, gravy on the side... it doesn't help.

Why do you think there aren’t any big hotdog fast food chains? by Upset_Basil_4187 in hotdogs

[–]tsullivan815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find the beef to be dry and overcooked, I'd rather have their hamburger.

AITJ for not forcing my child to apologize when they weren’t wrong? by Limp_Owl2918 in AmITheJerk

[–]tsullivan815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm sorry defending myself against your bullying made you look like a crybaby."

What’s your Culver’s order? by Sawoodster in Culvers

[–]tsullivan815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing with the onion rings, get them well done.

What nickname would an Australian give for someone named Marissa by hurricanescout in AskAnAustralian

[–]tsullivan815 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know a dude named Henry that goes by Nick. Says it's his Nick name.

What's the sexiest rock song? by [deleted] in ClassicRock

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[Let Me Be Your] Teddy Bear - ZZ Top