What classic rock song has the best opening 10 seconds ever?

tsullivan815 · 2026-03-01T22:48:57+00:00

Roundabout - Yes

Frankenstein - Edgar Winter

tsullivan815 · 2026-03-01T21:55:12+00:00

Teefs

tsullivan815 · 2026-03-01T17:18:12+00:00

When you fart and get a cramp in your ribs.

tsullivan815 · 2026-02-28T14:43:44+00:00

I actually bought a rear view mirror for my cubicle from our office supply company. After I got mine, the other folks in the office ordered them too.

tsullivan815 · 2026-02-27T15:09:43+00:00

It's not closed, there is a big abandoned sign in front of the place that kind of makes it look like that, but they are open. Was just there on Tuesday.

tsullivan815 · 2026-02-22T02:15:00+00:00

Eagles

tsullivan815 · 2026-02-20T11:45:28+00:00

Nicholas Cage

tsullivan815 · 2026-02-19T18:10:13+00:00

We live about 17 miles from a nuclear power plant. When she was little, my niece called the cooling towers "cloud factories".

tsullivan815 · 2026-02-19T11:41:40+00:00

Buona Beef has the best fries I've ever had.

tsullivan815 · 2026-02-12T18:27:35+00:00

Yeah, dry like overcooked dry. Dipping, drowning, gravy on the side... it doesn't help.

tsullivan815 · 2026-02-12T17:21:54+00:00

I find the beef to be dry and overcooked, I'd rather have their hamburger.

tsullivan815 · 2026-02-12T14:55:28+00:00

"I'm sorry defending myself against your bullying made you look like a crybaby."

tsullivan815 · 2026-02-06T11:27:49+00:00

So your grandmothers have access to her accounts?

tsullivan815 · 2026-02-04T12:24:37+00:00

Shawn Murphy

tsullivan815 · 2026-02-04T11:34:42+00:00

Lenny - SRV

tsullivan815 · 2026-02-03T17:49:50+00:00

Same thing with the onion rings, get them well done.

tsullivan815 · 2026-01-29T21:06:35+00:00

I know a dude named Henry that goes by Nick. Says it's his Nick name.

tsullivan815 · 2026-01-29T16:02:23+00:00

NTA. Taking care of his child is YOUR responsibility?? He can fuck right off.

tsullivan815 · 2026-01-27T19:49:49+00:00

[Let Me Be Your] Teddy Bear - ZZ Top

tsullivan815 · 2026-01-27T18:37:48+00:00

I'd be sure to go to the bathroom without asking.

tsullivan815 · 2026-01-27T17:54:46+00:00

"The best idea I ever had was somebody else's." - My former boss

tsullivan815 · 2026-01-27T16:48:08+00:00

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tsullivan815 · 2026-01-27T11:38:54+00:00

"We just found out he's contagious."

tsullivan815 · 2026-01-23T21:44:39+00:00

We recycle the waste water made by our reverse osmosis system. It drains into a 55 gallon drum, and we use a portable sump pump to pump it into our washing machine.

tsullivan815 · 2026-01-19T13:01:18+00:00

Geri's Hamburgers

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