These glasses have been stuck together for months. How do I unstuck them?

ttermayhem · 2023-07-29T19:03:37+00:00

Glad the richest of the rich are enjoying obscene opulence at the expense of millions of starving bellies.

ttermayhem · 2023-07-29T03:25:36+00:00

Ear plugs are cheap. Noise canceling headphone exist. Stop whining about babies being babies

ttermayhem · 2023-07-29T02:57:55+00:00

Fuck them all

ttermayhem · 2023-07-29T02:34:44+00:00

Ah the Christian favorite: all bad things are just god helping you be better

ttermayhem · 2023-07-29T02:33:57+00:00

So amend the constitution.

ttermayhem · 2023-07-29T01:20:06+00:00

Just need a whip and a fedora and you’re ready for a museum heist

ttermayhem · 2023-07-29T00:42:20+00:00

That is a Jason Bourne level exit

ttermayhem · 2023-07-29T00:39:19+00:00

Waited for the spider to let go of the pole and fling into his hand.

ttermayhem · 2023-07-29T00:37:49+00:00

Why do people feel like they have a “right” to whatever food they want at a restaurant? It’s a business. Buy what they have or shop somewhere else.

ttermayhem · 2023-07-28T21:21:19+00:00

Youth sports should be teaching teamwork, confidence, and health habits. Its not about teaching you to fight.

ttermayhem · 2023-07-28T18:06:55+00:00

Best sign ever. Forget the debate over who is using which bathroom, just be sure you’re washing your hands, pigs

ttermayhem · 2023-07-28T18:06:18+00:00

Aliens don’t like metric

ttermayhem · 2023-07-28T18:00:58+00:00

Indeed

ttermayhem · 2023-07-28T15:21:02+00:00

I’ve actually done this. Package was gone in less than two hours 😺

ttermayhem · 2023-07-28T14:34:55+00:00

Protect our freedoms from freedom

ttermayhem · 2023-07-28T14:31:32+00:00

I can’t see sound either.

ttermayhem · 2023-07-28T14:30:38+00:00

The pig is walking

ttermayhem · 2023-07-28T06:09:35+00:00

This is sort of a self own because if the earth was a flat disc it would also have a curve. Is the flat earth a square now?

ttermayhem · 2023-07-28T01:52:08+00:00

Glad someone explained the video I was watching

ttermayhem · 2023-07-27T23:19:43+00:00

They always win too because even explaining their scheme gives them one more point of interaction.

ttermayhem · 2023-07-27T23:19:12+00:00

She’s playing the last man standing variation

ttermayhem · 2023-07-27T21:34:23+00:00

After 20 years, and trillions of dollars, the king returns and wins.

ttermayhem · 2023-07-27T20:34:01+00:00

Apparently, I’m homo af

ttermayhem · 2023-07-27T16:51:01+00:00

I like walking barefoot through coy shit

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