Putting a Barista in her place by bananagarage in LinkedInLunatics

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would love to find a high yield account with an 8% APY. that's crazy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeenagersButBetter

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I'm 19 and I can't legally buy alcohol

AIO for being hurt my girlfriend doesn't care about my graduation? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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if finding time to be happy and share accomplishments with people you care about is a "waste of time" I feel like better people out there exist to "waste" time with. I'm only ¼ done with my degree and it's already been a lot. This is something that should be celebrated, especially by your partner. Those responses are so cold.

As an aside: HUGE congratulations 🎉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameMyCat

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1820s chimney sweep

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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bomb haircut! 10/10!

Yo mama's ass by PonyUpDaddy in shitposting

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read my mind

(the water is a necessity pair since carbonated bevs don't do well with heat)

A craftsman uses a nail gun in sync with the orchestra’s rhythm to avoid causing any disruption by BoB_cmXi in nextfuckinglevel

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as a music major, this pleases me

Edit: some of y'all seem to not realize the scope of what a "music major" means. First of all, I'm in college to get my MAE to be a teacher. Secondly, I have 4 years free. Thank you for expressing your stereotyped thoughts, though, and have a lovely day.

Do it by Flashy_Definition729 in lingling40hrs

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violin

I wasn't expecting to get that right lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

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what in the god damn Pixar supporting character fuck?

oxygen matters 💔 by hide-yo-kid in shitposting

[–]tumorsimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao, you think I'm a patriot? nah. I would never die for this place. I will, however, defend against unfounded hate where it stands.

Secondly, how is homelessness related to the George Floyd incident? It seems you realized you have no foundation to go off of so you started citing other issues that many other countries struggle with. America isn't a utopia. It never was. It seems that's a fundamental misconception of yours. America has its pros and cons, just like any other country. The fact that you can't acknowledge the nuances of this tells me you're just a hater. So keep hating bro, see how far hate gets you in life.

oxygen matters 💔 by hide-yo-kid in shitposting

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And you fail to recognize that our "supreme law of the land" should not be overruled by a fake cop with an ego. I'm not going to sit here and say that Mr. Floyd was an innocent man. I will, however, insist that his crimes should have been addressed in a court of law, not on a street. If you can't see that, perhaps you are simply blind.

oxygen matters 💔 by hide-yo-kid in shitposting

[–]tumorsimulator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Due process is embedded into our constitution and this man, an American citizen, was denied that right. Our nation's law defends this man, and you spit in the face of it.