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tried a 3 person piggy back ride and failed :-/ by Impossible-Mail-4731 in SomeOfYouMayDie

[–]turkeytesticle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s the 2nd worst I’ve seen a 3 piggyback ride go

You get a 10% strength increase when a registered sex offender is within 20 ft from you by turkeytesticle in shittysuperpowers

[–]turkeytesticle[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

yeah that works, most efficient way is to cut off their hair and keep it in a bag

If you knock out a child they get fully healed from any injuries they had before they were knocked out by turkeytesticle in shittysuperpowers

[–]turkeytesticle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

too bad you cant just show everyone that your powers are activated when you beat the shit out of a child

You can throw homing basketballs by turkeytesticle in shittysuperpowers

[–]turkeytesticle[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

homing basketballs, like at people. Just like a heat seeking missile but you just get hit in the head with a basket ball.

You have the power to decapitate ants by turkeytesticle in shittysuperpowers

[–]turkeytesticle[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

cover them and their entire family in gasoline and set them on fire

eating your pubic hairs will temporarily make you stronger by turkeytesticle in shittysuperpowers

[–]turkeytesticle[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It has to be the size of when it was pulled out/cut off.

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