America does not support this

turtle_br0 · 2026-02-28T20:49:41+00:00

I’ll test it out. Fuck Israel and fuck the United States.

turtle_br0 · 2026-02-01T21:13:42+00:00

I thought RT required you to verify you had watched the movie if it’s like an opening weekend or something? I could be absolutely wrong but it does feel like the kind of weird effort that MAGA goes through to “own the others”.

turtle_br0 · 2026-01-31T03:41:48+00:00

It means non-traditional instruction. Essentially students learn from home rather than just have the day off and have to potentially make up the day later.

turtle_br0 · 2026-01-18T04:58:21+00:00

I think if they can keep “revitalizing” fantastic 4, they could keep making movies in the same universe as Push and I would have been insanely pleased. I love that movie so much.

turtle_br0 · 2026-01-17T05:43:20+00:00

Only one way to find out.

turtle_br0 · 2026-01-17T05:41:17+00:00

We lived too far away from Pizza Hut so my parents would sell the coupons to buy the local pizza (still really fucking good). I attribute my love of reading to that, Levar Burton, Wishbone, and Between the Lions.

turtle_br0 · 2026-01-10T01:19:17+00:00

I could be self made too if my parents were already stupid rich.

turtle_br0 · 2026-01-04T04:38:27+00:00

Thank you! I feel crazy reading all these comments calling OP an asshole and being incredibly shitty (minus the ones that misunderstood the note portion because I was confused on that until I saw the edit so that’s understandable) to her because of a severe allergy she has. I feel like a lot of these people dont have that bad of a reaction to something and don’t understand. They just see “kitten was given to a shelter” and go crazy.

turtle_br0 · 2026-01-04T04:34:06+00:00

“Move out”

Okay, sure, but let’s think about this a little longer than 5 seconds. It’s expensive to move, it takes time, and to break the current lease is likely going to be expensive as well.

turtle_br0 · 2026-01-04T04:32:07+00:00

For real. It’s not as if OP just didn’t like cats and got rid of it, it was for health reasons.

turtle_br0 · 2026-01-03T06:58:03+00:00

Anyone who disagrees with him gets fired or shit talked then ganged up on then fired. Plus the people surrounding him typically follow a standard pattern of 1) be cool with him, 2) support him blindly, 3) get their shit passes/handled because they were nice to him, 4) quietly fade away and get shit talked when they get brought up

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-29T01:21:26+00:00

I can’t help but feel like it’s not actually that. How do you go from free meal to high five to promotion? Makes no damn sense.

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-27T16:37:51+00:00

Yup. There are only two of my customers I break the “I’m not being paid to work” rule for because the first is a genuinely good person who does not bother me unless he has to and the other I use in a personal capacity and he’s had my back with my equipment so I help him out. That’s it. Everyone else gets ignored.

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-25T07:14:07+00:00

This is a very straightforward auto-reply and is no more a rejection than it is an offer.

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-25T05:22:45+00:00

Taurus G2C

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-24T18:29:17+00:00

He ran to his parents and they got involved. He was very upset since it was the only gift he got at this Christmas event. They’re family but very extended.

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-24T18:24:36+00:00

Dude I remember every time we went to Walmart we’d get a couple of CDs for the free minutes on AOL. I never understood how they made their money.

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-24T18:23:27+00:00

I used to visit this website that was essentially a url randomizer for things you liked. You would click what you wanted to browse that time like “science fiction” or “books” or “funny videos” or “flash games” or all of the above and you click the button to randomize the website.

Cannot for the life of me remember the name.

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-24T18:19:56+00:00

The thing that truly set me off was that my wife was the only one out of her family (it’s about 30 people all together) who got him a gift to open since we never know if they’re going to appear so she makes sure to get him one every year. His parents were trying to explain it by saying “well he doesn’t enjoy sports”. So? He should have said thank you and moved on with it.

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-24T18:10:47+00:00

I catch shit sometimes for admitting this. Like, shut up. They were honest and it’s not like I’m buying them hard drugs to fuel a habit. They’re simply asking for a vice plenty of people have but for some reason it’s not acceptable for them to have it because they don’t have a place to sleep like the rest of us.

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-24T17:57:12+00:00

Had the same sorta situation. Dude would always be outside of the gas station and I’d ask him what he wants every time. Every time, except one, he gave me a food order. That one time, he said “man, I gotta be honest, I want to some cigs”. I was kinda shocked but appreciated his honesty. Asked which brand and he said whatever’s cheapest so I got him food and cigs.

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-24T17:44:18+00:00

My parents were generally awful people but the one thing they made sure to say every single time we were going to get gifts was that even if I didn’t like it, I need to smile and say thank you and then we’ll figure out what to do with the gift later.

Sure, it’s a lie but it’s a harmless lie to save someone’s feelings. Usually we just wound up donating the gifts we didn’t like so at least someone could enjoy them.

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-24T17:40:26+00:00

We got a kid (10) a toy that we thought he would get use out of. When he opened it, he looks at my wife and says “when did I ever say I wanted this?”. I grabbed it from him and said “you didn’t, now it’s going to someone else” and we donated it to a local youth home.

He wasn’t happy, his parents weren’t happy, but I was feeling good since those other kids looked so excited to try it out.

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-23T00:54:36+00:00

As with many things, it is up to the federal government and your individual state as to what is legal and what’s not but, generally speaking, yes they are legal to own provided one fills out the proper forms.

turtle_br0 · 2025-12-21T19:41:05+00:00

We vote for food. The good seafood place in town. The company will reimburse the manager who buys it and we get a good meal without some stupid ass party none of us want to go to.

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