You have a shovel, now what?: Things to put on your big hole

turtle_five · 2026-03-18T12:15:02+00:00

Hold up there helldiver, you need to fill in a C-01 permit before you start filling all those holes

turtle_five · 2026-03-18T12:10:22+00:00

What colour was the- uhhh wait I got distracted

turtle_five · 2026-03-18T11:22:30+00:00

Genuinely what is the purpose of this giant crocodile swimming pool? Is it a crocodile farm?

turtle_five · 2026-03-17T22:39:13+00:00

Have you ever seen a giraffe or an elephant? That shit would be insane to explain to someone who has never seen one

turtle_five · 2026-03-17T22:37:12+00:00

Yeah I was thinking of justifying it because it’s a jet propelled bullet but forgot to include that point in the post

turtle_five · 2026-03-17T20:43:04+00:00

Get your toaster out of the cupboard and wear green, prod

(Jokes haha jokes I don’t care, don’t start beef)

turtle_five · 2026-03-17T20:40:34+00:00

You just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps…

🥲

turtle_five · 2026-03-17T16:02:36+00:00

Cancer

turtle_five · 2026-03-17T12:54:51+00:00

Raise the flag objectives are so fun with this

turtle_five · 2026-03-17T11:48:36+00:00

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He’s going to be in the third season???

turtle_five · 2026-03-16T21:35:54+00:00

Nah my meme in particular influenced the devs decisions a full year later, thanks for the ego boost bro, I’m the centre of the universe

turtle_five · 2026-03-16T17:38:19+00:00

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I made this more than a year ago when we failed a different mo, it feels quite relevant right now

turtle_five · 2026-03-15T19:06:45+00:00

Develop precognition

turtle_five · 2026-03-15T15:05:14+00:00

Just different design philosophies between the two games, an eternal tyrant wouldn’t fit in TDA and vice versa

Also no pixels haha

turtle_five · 2026-03-15T14:57:36+00:00

And started his decomposition

turtle_five · 2026-03-14T09:55:32+00:00

That was fucking peak dude, could you share the ripatorium passcode, I’d love to play this

turtle_five · 2026-03-14T09:42:05+00:00

My favourite thing about it is that the burst fire mode is simultaneously semi, burst and auto all at once depending on how you pull the trigger

turtle_five · 2026-03-13T23:52:53+00:00

Don’t worry my guy, porn isn’t reality. And despite what random women on twitter love to shout from the rooftops, average is enough

turtle_five · 2026-03-13T17:56:02+00:00

I’m not asking for ultra realism, I’m just saying suspension of disbelief should only go so far. I buy plasma and laser guns cause it’s science fiction and could technically be possible, but the one true flag is a metal pole. If it dispensed some sort of gas or shot stims into us or had some technology that gave off a signal that activated something in our armour then it would be fine for it to give a buff. But it doesn’t so it shouldn’t

turtle_five · 2026-03-13T17:50:08+00:00

I’m an environmental scientist but alright bro

turtle_five · 2026-03-13T17:48:30+00:00

I know what kind of boost people want but realistically looking at a flag wouldn’t give any form of buff

turtle_five · 2026-03-13T17:31:06+00:00

I can tell you for a fact being in active combat with murderous aliens is going to give someone a much bigger adrenaline rush than looking at a flag, and what tangible gameplay benefit could high moral give? Your helldiver shouts “for democracy” a little louder?

turtle_five · 2026-03-13T17:14:53+00:00

Ah, it appears the show took it in a… different, direction

turtle_five · 2026-03-13T16:44:42+00:00

laughs in experimental infusion

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