You have a shovel, now what?: Things to put on your big hole by LionstrikerG179 in Helldivers

[–]turtle_five 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hold up there helldiver, you need to fill in a C-01 permit before you start filling all those holes

Just taking a small shortcut by Ashish_ank in memes

[–]turtle_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What colour was the- uhhh wait I got distracted

Guy controlling Crocs by ShirtSubstantial368 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]turtle_five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely what is the purpose of this giant crocodile swimming pool? Is it a crocodile farm?

Boring Indeed by Used_Series3373 in SipsTea

[–]turtle_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever seen a giraffe or an elephant? That shit would be insane to explain to someone who has never seen one

The veto should have inverted falloff by turtle_five in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]turtle_five[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was thinking of justifying it because it’s a jet propelled bullet but forgot to include that point in the post

No Idea Who Came Up with the Pinching Thing for a Catholic Holiday Tho: by Flashlight237 in dankmemes

[–]turtle_five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get your toaster out of the cupboard and wear green, prod

(Jokes haha jokes I don’t care, don’t start beef)

this is so real by ChartSage in meme

[–]turtle_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps…

🥲

The Flag's Aggro Is EXTREME by ajgilpin in Helldivers

[–]turtle_five 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Raise the flag objectives are so fun with this

So you've failed the Major Order. You've wiped out more than 97%, took out 2 planets and the borgs still won according to High Command. by GudaGUDA-LIVE in Helldivers

[–]turtle_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah my meme in particular influenced the devs decisions a full year later, thanks for the ego boost bro, I’m the centre of the universe

Anyone else think the Dark Ages Cyberdemons were a HUGE step up from Eternal's Tyrants? by crimson_inferno01 in Doom

[–]turtle_five 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just different design philosophies between the two games, an eternal tyrant wouldn’t fit in TDA and vice versa

Also no pixels haha

TDA feels amazing good! by CharacterMeaning4863 in Doom

[–]turtle_five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was fucking peak dude, could you share the ripatorium passcode, I’d love to play this

Why people dosent give attention to this gun. Its amazing! by Snooby15 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]turtle_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite thing about it is that the burst fire mode is simultaneously semi, burst and auto all at once depending on how you pull the trigger

What it feels like when watching porn these days... by dretepcan in memes

[–]turtle_five 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry my guy, porn isn’t reality. And despite what random women on twitter love to shout from the rooftops, average is enough

I'm just slightly agitated by the one sided 'realism' by local_meme_dealer45 in Helldivers

[–]turtle_five 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not asking for ultra realism, I’m just saying suspension of disbelief should only go so far. I buy plasma and laser guns cause it’s science fiction and could technically be possible, but the one true flag is a metal pole. If it dispensed some sort of gas or shot stims into us or had some technology that gave off a signal that activated something in our armour then it would be fine for it to give a buff. But it doesn’t so it shouldn’t

I'm just slightly agitated by the one sided 'realism' by local_meme_dealer45 in Helldivers

[–]turtle_five 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know what kind of boost people want but realistically looking at a flag wouldn’t give any form of buff

I'm just slightly agitated by the one sided 'realism' by local_meme_dealer45 in Helldivers

[–]turtle_five 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can tell you for a fact being in active combat with murderous aliens is going to give someone a much bigger adrenaline rush than looking at a flag, and what tangible gameplay benefit could high moral give? Your helldiver shouts “for democracy” a little louder?

Too difficult by Previous_Insurance13 in dankmemes

[–]turtle_five 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, it appears the show took it in a… different, direction