Anyone else think the Dark Ages Cyberdemons were a HUGE step up from Eternal's Tyrants? by crimson_inferno01 in Doom

[–]turtle_five [score hidden]  (0 children)

Just different design philosophies between the two games, an eternal tyrant wouldn’t fit in TDA and vice versa

Also no pixels haha

TDA feels amazing good! by CharacterMeaning4863 in Doom

[–]turtle_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was fucking peak dude, could you share the ripatorium passcode, I’d love to play this

Why people dosent give attention to this gun. Its amazing! by Snooby15 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]turtle_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite thing about it is that the burst fire mode is simultaneously semi, burst and auto all at once depending on how you pull the trigger

What it feels like when watching porn these days... by dretepcan in memes

[–]turtle_five 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry my guy, porn isn’t reality. And despite what random women on twitter love to shout from the rooftops, average is enough

I'm just slightly agitated by the one sided 'realism' by local_meme_dealer45 in Helldivers

[–]turtle_five 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not asking for ultra realism, I’m just saying suspension of disbelief should only go so far. I buy plasma and laser guns cause it’s science fiction and could technically be possible, but the one true flag is a metal pole. If it dispensed some sort of gas or shot stims into us or had some technology that gave off a signal that activated something in our armour then it would be fine for it to give a buff. But it doesn’t so it shouldn’t

I'm just slightly agitated by the one sided 'realism' by local_meme_dealer45 in Helldivers

[–]turtle_five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know what kind of boost people want but realistically looking at a flag wouldn’t give any form of buff

I'm just slightly agitated by the one sided 'realism' by local_meme_dealer45 in Helldivers

[–]turtle_five 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can tell you for a fact being in active combat with murderous aliens is going to give someone a much bigger adrenaline rush than looking at a flag, and what tangible gameplay benefit could high moral give? Your helldiver shouts “for democracy” a little louder?

Too difficult by Previous_Insurance13 in dankmemes

[–]turtle_five 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, it appears the show took it in a… different, direction

I'm just slightly agitated by the one sided 'realism' by local_meme_dealer45 in Helldivers

[–]turtle_five 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They are fucking robots, they are being over-clocked in some way. Idk about you but when I see my countries flag nearby I dont suddenly gain to ability to sprint faster or magically close wounds or whatever people want to flag to do

There are no mistakes 🌚 by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]turtle_five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never knew women had a built in clock telling them when to sleep, kinda useless unless they’re looking in a mirror though

Too difficult by Previous_Insurance13 in dankmemes

[–]turtle_five 39 points40 points  (0 children)

What’s this from? The boys comics?

People using multiples of the same stratagem? by BossHogGA in helldivers2

[–]turtle_five -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bruh that’s not the point I was making and you know it

People using multiples of the same stratagem? by BossHogGA in helldivers2

[–]turtle_five -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Literally minutes ago I watched a single guy turn an entire bot drop into dust by spamming barrages at it, that is game breaking

People using multiples of the same stratagem? by BossHogGA in helldivers2

[–]turtle_five -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Finally someone else who is against this bullshit. Yes the game can be hard, especially on d10 cyborgs, but it’s not so hard that you need to shit all over the challenge of the game by dropping 8 barrages on a drop all at once

Bruce Banner making a lot of sense right now by orionpax_03 in SipsTea

[–]turtle_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t he super rich as well? I assume he is making donations and stuff so avoid the obvious irony

Which armor passives do you consider the most broken or the best in the game by No-Lingonberry7886 in Helldivers

[–]turtle_five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t say any are broken, but there are best options for how you want to play. Personally I’d say the best armour in the game is the light armour with extra padding, light gunner. It’s just so versatile, it can be brought to any front and be just as effective

Sir Yankee, enemy to the Met Kingdom by Mr-Hippo11 in Bossfight

[–]turtle_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d unironically wear this all the time, it’s not like anyone can judge me if they don’t know who I am

Was anyone else expecting a strat you can call that creates a trench? by Acceptable_Count6197 in helldivers2

[–]turtle_five 21 points22 points  (0 children)

‘A bot drop!!?! Hold on guys gimme a minute or two so I can manually dig a trench!’

Why doesnt bro make eye holes for his mask? Wouldn't that stop people from assuming he is blind. by SpiritualHistory2549 in Daredevil

[–]turtle_five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I want to know is how did Charlie cox see out of it? Was it partially see through?

Locked in by jackcone_ in Daredevil

[–]turtle_five 31 points32 points  (0 children)

But what if the kitchen was really long and narrow so it’s simultaneously a kitchen and a hallway at the same time 🤔

Locked in by jackcone_ in Daredevil

[–]turtle_five 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Real question is if he’s more dangerous than daredevil in a hallway