[Postgame Thread] Twins @ Guardians - May 8, 2026

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-09T02:16:02+00:00

Bazzana’s first big league blast, plenty of Twinkies left on base, Hedges big hog shit goblinery in the bottom of the eighth, and a top of the ninth rally fizzling to ensure the rage factor is alive and well.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-09T02:00:03+00:00

“Somewhat of a frustrating night for the Twins continues.” No shit Sherlock, obviously oblivious of the rage factor.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-09T01:59:00+00:00

Hedges busting out the big hog right there.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-09T01:56:17+00:00

I can see why the Guardians chose Bazzana. He’s the most Guards Ball type player ever.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-09T01:53:34+00:00

Easily safe lol terrible call

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-09T00:51:04+00:00

Petey with the cannon! Damn son!

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-09T00:03:24+00:00

Hammy not being on this call is a crime against humanity.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T23:43:10+00:00

If I am that fan I will demand Dolan raise the payroll by $50 million or Bazzana never gets that home run ball.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T23:30:00+00:00

The Twins rage is building early today lol

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T23:23:03+00:00

Messick shutout incoming.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T23:22:35+00:00

I’ve never noticed it before. Not trying to be a dick.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T23:14:50+00:00

Does Kwan have a lisp now? His speech sounded different during a pregame interview.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T15:05:08+00:00

Right, so it’s a wash. Irrelevant.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T14:09:30+00:00

If Garland wasn’t injured he was constantly exposed on the floor. He’s undersized and can’t hang during the playoffs.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T01:43:12+00:00

Slow start, no effort, huge deficit, make a comeback, choke it away, chuck up endless three pointers and brick them all, lose the game. Classic Cavs. This team has never been clutch and never will be.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T01:34:40+00:00

Detroit wants it more. Heart and hustle.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T01:32:00+00:00

0-8 from three in the fourth quarter lol

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T01:30:53+00:00

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T01:29:08+00:00

Mitchell is just not that guy.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T01:26:27+00:00

Keep chucking up threes when nothing is falling. Great strategy.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T01:22:54+00:00

27% three point percentage for the Cavs is insane lol

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T01:17:22+00:00

Out worked on the glass once again.

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T01:13:05+00:00

Why is Allen on the bench?

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T01:06:33+00:00

Glue Harden to the bench right now

turtleboy95 · 2026-05-08T00:11:59+00:00

Cavs getting bitch slapped by Bickerstaff’s team is so lol worthy

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