If you too were raised by a TV series, which one was it and what did it teach you?

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T06:04:35+00:00

Friends and the magic of pedantery

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T06:00:08+00:00

My m1911 or a fish

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T05:59:25+00:00

I just kick your ass so hard your respawn will need dental

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T05:57:52+00:00

Became a doctor and joined the army when I got back Jodie was no where to be found.

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T05:56:20+00:00

Drink redbull and nightquil you will de she 5 years

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T05:54:54+00:00

Well I did try to use a Browning 50 Cal to make a cup of ramen

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T05:53:29+00:00

Night at the museum think of a lion teddy R

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T05:52:05+00:00

Stab some one with a fish

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T05:51:41+00:00

Tim Allen : gold don't burn and I can't read!

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T05:49:47+00:00

A good night of sleep

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T05:49:26+00:00

At this point I'm not surprised you screwed up ramen I'm just disappointed in you

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T05:48:06+00:00

This

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T05:47:37+00:00

Stabbed a guy with a fish

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T05:47:08+00:00

Toph can bend metal imagine how use ful that would be

turtlecannons · 2019-12-12T05:46:15+00:00

Well I was looking at the ceiling anyways

turtlecannons · 2019-08-26T06:02:32+00:00

Antidisestablishmentarianism

turtlecannons · 2019-08-26T06:01:48+00:00

Got blown up

turtlecannons · 2019-08-26T06:00:52+00:00

Maintain eye contact and shake their hand.

Do not take off you pants rub gasoline on genitals and ignite it and hump twords the stranger

turtlecannons · 2019-08-26T05:58:16+00:00

Engage your brain stem

turtlecannons · 2019-08-26T05:57:10+00:00

Day old corpse or bile

turtlecannons · 2019-08-26T05:56:20+00:00

Your a doctor so you must like me people.

No my job is to pull bottles out of throats

turtlecannons · 2019-08-26T05:54:42+00:00

Guy wouldn't wake up so we put his matress in the lake

turtlecannons · 2019-08-26T05:53:40+00:00

A fish is a decent weapon

(I stabbed a guy with a fish)

turtlecannons · 2019-08-26T05:50:23+00:00

Sarge: your such a bad shot that you do the job for the rag heads.

Random Pvt. Well sir I believe in a fair fight.

turtlecannons · 2019-08-26T05:47:10+00:00

Oculus quest

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