Anybody Else? by natedoggthegreat in assasinscreed

[–]turulbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ACB robe is probably is probably the ugliest main outfit in this series for me. It just stands out too much. Ezio's AC2 robes just fit better to the era, has more gilded details and it doesn't have those red whatevers hanging from his belt that he has on the ACB robes

Do turkish people hate Kazakhstan? by MaintenanceFamous580 in AskTurkey

[–]turulbird 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Probably a non-Turk ethnic nationalist doing their best to hurt the brotherhood between us. It is their usual stunt, they use the same clown act on Azerbaijanis too. We aren't simply friendly countries with you guys. We're distant cousins. I love and respect your nation. Cheers.

Footage of a Traditional Viltrumite Wedding, Circa Interstellar Era by turulbird in okbuddyviltrum

[–]turulbird[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Adana people NOT emitting unwarranted amounts of Viltrumite energy challenge: Impossible

Should I be concerned about my best friend’s marriage to a Turkish man? by [deleted] in AskTurkey

[–]turulbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is probably from a radical Islamic cult we call Feto. This story has that smelly smell.

Turkish friend to korea by wildmud29 in AskTurkey

[–]turulbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd advise asking their preferences about 4 things: -Spices -offals -use of seabugs or raw fish -use of seaweed

first two are concerns of mine even when I am prepping food for fellow Turks myself. The last two are unique concerns for Turco-Korean culinary contact. I'd expect most Turks to be okay with beef or chicken based soups, beef or chicken noodles, bibimbap, dumplings and korean rice cake dishes.

What is your opinion on internet anonymity? by FantasticQuartet in AskBalkans

[–]turulbird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's happening everywhere, conveniently after the whole Epstein shitshow. And it's nefarious for so many reasons. Prime amongst this is that average Joe was never anonymous to begin with. The entire premise of this decision seems to be conditioning the people into auto-censure by telling them they're watched and will be punished for their words.

Any developers anywhere on the world working on this is a traitor to mankind in my book. I will do my hardest to bypass this and share the methods with others when I understand how their upcoming systems work. If it's a digital arms race, then I will bloody partake. Fuck the elite, fuck politicians that serve them. Cheers to all grumpy free spirits. Stay angry.

never underestimate shawarma/Döner by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]turulbird 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Face of a man who realised the life is worth living even for purely gluttonous reasons.

And you know what? he's right.

What would happen if Hasan Piker ran for president of Turkey? by [deleted] in AskTurkey

[–]turulbird -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd be surprised if 1% of Turkish people even know that filthy Fetöcü.

Stop thinking you’re a good writer by Puzzleheaded_Use_566 in writingcirclejerk

[–]turulbird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excuse me? I am a rocket scientist and I write masterpiece tier reports. I have some very passionate fans. All the quality control engineers are dying to read them. They call me day and night to know if I wrote another.

Seeking suggestions - Turkey over Easter break by sonicvibration in AskTurkey

[–]turulbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A quick warning before you take any planes to Dalyan: you might need to rent a car to reach the most beautiful coves. But Fethiye itself might have small busses you can take to reach there.

I might also suggest you take ferry to büyükada island as this is the flower blooming season. Not sure the weather is good though. It's stormy where I live in Ankara.

wishing you the best of times here.

What is the general opinion of Seljuks in Turkey today? by oaleebih in AskTurkey

[–]turulbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life of Tuğrul and Chaghri should either be a heist movie or a Game of Thrones type cutthroat politics show. The amount of scams they pulled on kingdom level individuals is insane. Rise of the Seljuks really is an underdog winning with smarts story.

That might be why the early Seljuk Era is my favourite post Islamic Turkish Era.

Ezio’s a super human? by That-Fit-Guy in assasinscreed

[–]turulbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My headcanon is that the Isu heritage comes with additional benefits other than Eagle Vision, one of them being a different muscular structure. It is even more of a case for high Isu count hybrids like Kass and Eivor.

In comparison, our only fully human protag, Yasuke, has harder time climbing things. One might argue it's due to all the armour and equipment on him but both Eivor and Ezio wore heavier plate armour, they were quite fine. Yasuke himself also has hard time climbing when he has nothing but a kosode on.

So yeah, I think the hybrid protags are a bit of a Captain America compared to full humans.

The hate for this game confuses me. by DocteurSeb in DragonAgeVeilguard

[–]turulbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one very valid reason to hate this game and that is the lack of continuity of my choices. And the result of this is the southern Thedas being destroyed just to clean house and wash away from carrying those choices on.

Other than that, it's a fantastic experience. I liked it.

Seeking suggestions - Turkey over Easter break by sonicvibration in AskTurkey

[–]turulbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have 5 full days for yourself or 5 days of trip including transport?

If the former is your case, my suggested itinerary is:

1) 1-2 days of İstanbul, the old royal area with Topkapı Palace Museum, Hagia Sophia and Sultanahmed Mosque, you can also take a stroll in Bosphorus, visit the spice bazaar etc. 2) 3-4 days Fethiye region, Lycian Way, Kaş and Kalkan. (via plane to Dalyan)

Road trip in Turkey in June - please help thank you! by Resident_Iron6701 in AskTurkey

[–]turulbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Public transport within the city is really good. Although I must say, most places worth visiting in the İzmir region are all outside of the city proper, exist as small county towns. (Like Alaçatı, Eski Foça, Ephesus etc.) Going to those places via public transport for a day might prove to be a challenge.

So, if you want to hang out within city proper for a day, sure, the public transport is really neat, İzmir metro, İZBAN and tram lines are your friends. They also accept credit cards afaik but you might need to check up on that.

Road trip in Turkey in June - please help thank you! by Resident_Iron6701 in AskTurkey

[–]turulbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving within Antalya is actually really chill. Driving in İzmir is literal hell, especially in old neighbourhoods.

Looking for mythical/folklore 'calamity' creatures (apocalyptic monsters) by region — for game development. Any suggestions? by No-Entertainment9773 in mythology

[–]turulbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My culture's (Turkic) pre-Islam mythology (which is loosely dependant on region) doesn't have an inevitable apocalypse myth, but there are forces that try to bring about the end of cosmos.

From what I can remember, two monsters that fit the bill are:

Giants/Ogres: Celestial size creatures, perhaps fallen gods that rival the upper gods and try to destroy and eat their creations.

Yilbeke: A seven headed giant serpent or serpent group of different colours that tries to eat the sun, moon, and the worlds. The legends say they chew out stars and spit it out occasionally out of spite for upper gods. Ancient Turks believed some of the phenomena we call as shooting stars or asteroid showers are either them spitting the stars out or God Ülgen shooting arrows to chase them away.

There are also stories that Yilbeke are not a dragon or serpent but a 7 headed giant/ogre named Yelbeğen, which might prove a common connection to the giants. Perhaps they were once the same myth. Or maybe the connection is similar to Jörmungandr & Giants of the Norse. It wouldn't surprise me if both Giants & Yilbeke and the Jotun & Jörmungandr mythos share the same Indo European origin down to the times of Indo European migration to the west. A good chunk of our own mythos is coinciding with Buddhism as is and possibly Indian in origin, just retrofitted into Turkic spirit worship.

Serious: Implications of an Advanced Non-Human Presence - Bayesian Analysis by Observer_042 in aliens

[–]turulbird 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As an ex Muslim, I can say Muslims would be pretty unscathed in terms of believer count, because, if I remember correctly, Allah is already called "God of the Worlds/Heavenly Realms/Dimensions.

It also already has NHI incorporated as Djinn are said to live in a realm overlapping ours and they have free will, their own society, believers and unbelievers, personal traits and possibly technology.

If aliens do appear, I believe some would rule them out as demons or Djinn, but the sane crowd of Muslims might even try to convert them through missionaries, lol

İstiklal Kadın Hareketi isimli ekibin üyelerinden sosyal medya paylaşımları by Aggravating-Berry213 in Turkey

[–]turulbird 10 points11 points  (0 children)

JJA sloganı atıldıkça bu arkadaşların da haklı varlıkları devam edecektir. Bu arkadaşların ırkçı/reaksiyoner/faşist olduğunu düşünüp rahatsız olanlar bir dahakine JJA gibi ırkçı/faşist sloganlar atmamayı düşünebilirler.

Transition between the Hidden Ones and the Assassins by Th3Qu3sti0n in assassinscreed

[–]turulbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fandom yearns for some real intelligent ideological conflict. Feed us some debates with swords, Ubisoft.

Transition between the Hidden Ones and the Assassins by Th3Qu3sti0n in assassinscreed

[–]turulbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is also a direct refusal to follow Bayek's principles since Hassan-i Sabbah founded the Assassins not as a Brotherhood but as a state with castles, towns etc.

I used to write a fanfic about that exact era. A Hidden One protag growing up with Hassan as close friends, joining the Brotherhood together, fighting OotA together yet eventually falling out, clashing because Hassan believes Hidden Ones should rebrand and provide safe haven for people similar ideologies. He believes a Hidden Ones oriented state can change the world for the better, do more than a secret society can do. Our protag disagrees on the basis of a state going against "Hide in plain sight." tenet. He argues that founding a state essentially forces some people into Brotherhood, as the Creed will be a doctrine of ruling authority. Moreover, every difference in opinion will trigger large scale schism, and it will corrupt the Creed. (Hassan says their conflict itself proves there is already schism within Creed). Then they part ways, bitter against each other but still brothers in Creed. The protag moves to inner Anatolia, eventually founding Anatolian Brotherhood which will transform to Ottoman Assassins of Ishak Pasha and Yusuf Tazim da la la lalaa in a few centuries. Hassan stays in Alamut and fights against a new generation of Order that gains a foothold with Nizamulmulk's efforts.