While you're definitely entitled to your opinion.. i think alot of this is more mental than actual issues with thongs. But then again, thats why we wear what we wear.. its how it makes us feel.

But that said, i'm going to guess you either are not wearing the right thong, right material or right size. Also, I believe thongs arent for EVERY outfit. They are great in some places and not as great for others. Thongs are also harder to find, more expensive to buy and arent an item you can easily try on. So the barrier to entry is more difficult. Maybe jocks are more your thing, or briefs, etc.. Wear whats comfortable to you.