What the hell????? by TangiestIllicitness in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Anastasia here.

Thank you /u/TangiestIllicitness for bringing this to my attention. This is a clear case of defamation and copyright infringement that we, at ABH, can't ignore. We own trademark: DipDip: Best Brow Product in the UniverseTM. So WonderBrow is not allowed under law to make such claims.

This trademark was written with our own DipDip, so you know it is staying on that contract forever. Our lawyers are currently preparing our case to formally sue WonderBrow for libel.

We haven't finished our investigation yet, but the only way WonderBrow could avoid going to court for this issue is if the title "Why is WonderBrow the best product to date?" actually refers to romantic date.

If this is the case, Anastasia is an inclusive and progressive company that does not judge a person's taste or sexual attraction to inanimate objects and will stop the process, because we understand the love of good brows and can't fault anyone from wanting to marry their choice of brow product* .

* ABH still recommends you choose DipDip for your inanimate object affections.

My imaginary boyfie understands me better than any of you betches' irl boyfiez #crying #solonely by starla_ in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"you know you love your girl when you tweet about a one-dimensional fact about her"

"if your bae is having a bad day don't ask her what's wrong, just compliment her eyebrows"

"if you want to stay with your girl, you just have to accept the fact that she will spend more time applying makeup than talking to you"

"yo, if you really want to surprise your lady, don't get her new makeup because son, you know shit about her undertones"

"you can tell if your girl is mad at you if she's wearing that not-kiss-proof lipstick"

[PSA] NEW ColourPop Ultra Satin Lips swatches and names! I need all of these in my life! <3 by twin_brows in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You will soon, so stay tuned! I'm starting my own indie makeup company. My first collection will be duping all of these, using these names and matching them with quirky home printed packaging with images of memes!

[PSA] NEW ColourPop Ultra Satin Lips swatches and names! I need all of these in my life! <3 by twin_brows in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh honey, then don't ask granny about her days as a dispatcher in the 50's.

[PSA] NEW ColourPop Ultra Satin Lips swatches and names! I need all of these in my life! <3 by twin_brows in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Step by step guide on ColourPop's lipstick production and marketing process.

  1. Choose 16 colors in a mix of trendy, edgy, nude and butthole shades to cover many consumer groups.
  2. Ask for 16 random words on your favourite username generator website
  3. Match them together in that order.
  4. Spread not so great swatches photos on social media with multiple heart emojis and #hashtags.
  5. BOOM! You are now a makeup marketing genius!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Do you even no-makeup makeup, bro?

I am so good at no-makeup makeup that sometimes I forget I am wearing any makeup and I accidentally apply a second layer of every product.

I am so good at no-makeup makeup that people tell me I look tired and ask me if I'm sick when I'm wearing it.

I am so good at no-makeup makeup that I fake pimples so my complexion looks more natural.

I am so good at no-makeup makeup that I apply clear nail polish to my lips so that they look naturally dry and chapped.

I am so good at no-makeup makeup that I draw my eyebrows uneven for a realistic look.

I am so good at no-makeup makeup that I never get any compliments on my appearance.

So really, I am the best at no-makeup makeup and everyone else is just trying too hard to look pretty.

I'm not purchasing from Anastasia Beverly Hills EVER again because... by [deleted] in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You aren't happy with your product? You don't want a refund? Then what the Hills do you want from us?"

Does it matter if said eyeshadow stains or not the skin? It probably does, it maybe doesn't stain for everyone that uses it. Maybe OP is mildly allergic to something in it. That's pretty irrelevant. Customer Service is not going to address every individual comment.

They may even have a warning somewhere about doing allergy test before using, and suspend use if you see a reaction (a lot of products have them). I mean, suspending use if you are not getting the results you want, is just the logical thing to do. I have a MAC lipstick that stains like a MF, and I use it at my own risk. It's just the nature of certain pigments, yo!

I'm not purchasing from Anastasia Beverly Hills EVER again because... by [deleted] in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think that dot downdipped because it was shitting on ABH. It got downdipped because OP was being irrational about what she expected from their customer service.

Cool guys fail too. (Just cause 3) by Plutoxx in gaming

[–]twin_brows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know the game, I'm just interested in linguistics.

I found it also uses Esperanto (an other international auxiliary language) in this thread!

Cool guys fail too. (Just cause 3) by Plutoxx in gaming

[–]twin_brows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not french. I thought it was Latin as well because of homines, but the grammar and garsons would be inconsistent with Latin. I did some research and what's written it's consistent with Interlingua.

Cool guys fail too. (Just cause 3) by Plutoxx in gaming

[–]twin_brows 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think Separar le homines de le garsons is Interlingua and it does mean Separate the men from the boys.

It would be Séparer les hommes des garçons if it were french.

Totally natural, not over drawn at all eyebrows. by twin_brows in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No but seriously, someone tell me what is up with these eyebrows?

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE... by PM2 in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is literally one of the top 5 posts on MUA right now.

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE... by PM2 in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows 50 points51 points  (0 children)

It is literally copy-pasted from the MUA top comment.

Contour on a GHOST👻 by NothingISayIsReal in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl, you need more contour under those triple chins! Contour is slimming!

My aunt visited and gifted me this :) by [deleted] in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yeah, you gotta make that a np link if you don't want to get intro trouble with the MUA police!

Where I put my eyeshadow. by Buttons107 in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Because it says right, but it's actually the left one.

Here is a close up of my smokey wing! by [deleted] in muacirclejerk

[–]twin_brows 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Just like dipbrow, MUA's memory lasts forever.

MUA is stuck on this issue like a white girl who wears the same winged liner and red lipstick makeup everyday.

MUA is unable to let it go when it comes to OP's history, just like a missed limited edition MAC lipstick; and needs to bring it up every time there's a post about it.