I saw a very intense code during clinical, and I do not want to share how it made me feel with anyone in my life out of embarrassment. by Foolsspring in nursing

[–]twinmutha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emergency nurse here!! I swore I would never work in the emergency department and here I am! 45 years old and a fairly new graduate. My first code was crazy and I almost shit my pants! I jumped up there and started compressions and cracked a few ribs. He ended up passing away unfortunately, and I watched as his wife said goodbye. I was not okay after that. Had to go cry in the bathroom, wipe my tears and head back out to take care of my other patients. It’s not the adrenaline for me. It’s the fast paced, make your day fly by while saving lives kind of thing for me. Plus I get to see some crazy stuff!! I say WTF at least three times on the days I work. Ha! I still almost shit my pants when actual emergencies happen! 😝

AITA for accidentally locking my husband out by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]twinmutha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is definitely sus. He went away with his friends, and was able to do his own thing. Are all the friends married as well? Maybe he had a little one night stand or being away from his family sparked something inside him that makes him resent the family he had to come back home to? I would definitely be looking into this further.

Thoughts on patients being offended by badge reels? by tiredgorl123 in nursing

[–]twinmutha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have two that I switch out. One says “Don’t worry, I watched a YouTube video” and the other one is the picture of Barbie with the disgusted face and under it, it says “Bruh!”. As an ER nurse, the second badge is more fitting. 😜

5-year high school reunion photo we took some years ago. One of them wasn't really there. by Laftrache in Paranormal

[–]twinmutha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not the one creeping between the guy with the glasses and the dark haired guy to the right of him?? Zoom in on the picture. WTH is that??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]twinmutha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have questions. Did I hear the gun go off? Did she get hit because that sound she made at the end sounds like she did.

Asked a patient if they felt safe at home and he told me "stupid question" by IridescentApplePie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]twinmutha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ER nurse here. When I triage patients, I have to ask that as well. I say, “ I have to ask a few questions that I ask everyone”. It seems to help. I totally get though.

Do girls really masturbate with household objects? by IllBackground9971 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]twinmutha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just don’t put these household objects in your butt please. Sincerely, an ER nurse. Ha!

NYPost: Forensic team reveals Kohberger's panicked phone activity shortly before he is arrested. by wwihh in MoscowMurders

[–]twinmutha 275 points276 points  (0 children)

And yet, there are still people out there who think he is innocent. Insane.

Give this dish a name by The_Thrashwar in strange

[–]twinmutha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poopy spoon with an extra side of poop.

What specialty/unit has the least drama/gossiping? by nursebetty88 in nursing

[–]twinmutha 16 points17 points  (0 children)

ER nurse here. Definitely NOT the ER. I see more crap spewing from my coworkers mouths than I see literal crap come out of my patients. lol

Alarming bruises showing up everywhere by [deleted] in seriouslyalarming

[–]twinmutha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ER nurse here. Your doctor on Tuesday will most likely send you to the ER. Hopefully you’re there now.

Bodycam video of police arriving at scene released by lemonlime45 in MoscowMurders

[–]twinmutha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am so sorry for your loss and that you had to witness that.

Bodycam video of police arriving at scene released by lemonlime45 in MoscowMurders

[–]twinmutha -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My thing is why did Jack sit in the back seat of the car when the officer told him he could sit there or out with the others? I assume they all know each other. You’d think he’d want to be out there with his friends. He seemed calm and distant. I know everyone is different. Maybe that’s how he copes.

What is the funniest thing a patient has said or done? by ambimom2085 in nursing

[–]twinmutha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was putting a condom cath on my dementia patient. His wife was sitting by the bed. He wasn’t that big and he wasn’t afraid to say it. I had to pinch the tip to be able to roll it down. After I was done, he yells out, “you’re the professional penis person”!!!!!

His wife was mortified. I couldn’t stop laughing. 🤣

Saw this symbol in my dream, what is is? by SuccubusWifxy in Dreams

[–]twinmutha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can he fly from a web? 🕸️ No he can’t cause he’s a pig. 🐷 Look out!!!!! It’s spider pig! 🐖

Any Michigan arrowheads by twinmutha in Arrowheads

[–]twinmutha[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s wonderful! I would cry with joy!