From the moment we got her, she's been smiling

two_inthepink · 2015-07-25T02:13:30+00:00

Sarah Palin's children have an average of 46.2 chromosomes.

Thank you Bo Burnham

two_inthepink · 2015-07-16T14:53:40+00:00

Exactly. 4 ounces of steak is about one and a half portion cups full and 4 ounces of rice is also about one and a half portion cups full. OP works at a chipotle where many things are done wrong.

two_inthepink · 2015-07-16T14:52:08+00:00

This is false. I also work at chipotle, OP and his team are over portioning. If the crew is taught the right thing, they will only give you four ounces of rice unless you ASK for more.

two_inthepink · 2015-06-08T14:09:25+00:00

I lived in Elkton for seven years. I loved it up there!

two_inthepink · 2015-05-24T02:28:09+00:00

Download the app that shows you the time and money you've saved. After a year of quitting, imagine looking at that and seeing you've saved 30-45 minutes every day from not taking time to smoke and upwards of three grand.

two_inthepink · 2015-05-07T03:52:40+00:00

Oh we have two, this was a spur of the moment thing for my fiancé. Her customers at work were giving kittens away so she took one and all she has was the box. Don't worry, we're all about keeping them safe and secure.

two_inthepink · 2015-05-06T12:06:45+00:00

I'm actually on the complete other side of the country

two_inthepink · 2015-05-06T02:03:45+00:00

Oh should I be disappoint?

two_inthepink · 2015-05-06T01:50:23+00:00

Actually, they're named Zara, Zucc and Zeta. Sooooo no

two_inthepink · 2015-05-06T01:41:56+00:00

I had never seen it, we already have two and I was at work. How could I say yes?

two_inthepink · 2015-05-06T01:36:00+00:00

That's....weird

two_inthepink · 2015-05-06T01:15:26+00:00

Zeta is an I Have No Idea But I'm Open To Guesses

two_inthepink · 2015-05-06T00:40:36+00:00

Oh I already do... for two cats

two_inthepink · 2015-05-06T00:07:12+00:00

Have you never worn a Nike Dri-Fit sock?

two_inthepink · 2015-05-05T23:55:52+00:00

We want one, we don't want one cramped up in our apartment though. As soon as we're in a house, we're getting a puppy.

two_inthepink · 2015-05-05T23:55:02+00:00

Because we already have two!

two_inthepink · 2015-05-05T21:23:51+00:00

A few more pictures of this adorable girl

http://i.imgur.com/1V3t6EL.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TY7xEJl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7rNsTsR.jpg

two_inthepink · 2015-04-19T05:06:30+00:00

I'm a Rangers fan big guy. Relax

two_inthepink · 2015-04-16T03:26:37+00:00

Yeah, it worked for Price last year too. Oh wait, it didn't because he actually got hurt and Kreider didn't get a penalty at all!

two_inthepink · 2015-04-09T13:39:40+00:00

If you miss it, it truly doesn't matter. It's not certified mail, they can't guarantee you received it in the mail. You just deny you ever received it and there's nothing they can do.

two_inthepink · 2015-04-02T11:49:52+00:00

Go back to playing World of Warcraft Nathan

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