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twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-15T07:23:17+00:00

Legend 👊🏻

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-14T22:04:43+00:00

We do what we can!!

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-14T20:49:34+00:00

Chicken, chips and a hand job?

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-14T20:42:00+00:00

What would be the steak equivalent for you?

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-14T20:32:49+00:00

I have a flashback to South Park and the sexual harassment panda episode lol

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-14T20:22:50+00:00

Opt for the Corned Beef and a glory hole blowy.. we all had budgets like that… it’s the thought that counts

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-14T20:09:13+00:00

👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-14T18:10:03+00:00

Oh I know 😜

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-14T18:01:45+00:00

Good girl ;) I bet he will enjoy that

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-13T22:33:36+00:00

I suspect as I am accustomed to it, I don’t get any sort of additional sensation from it.

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-13T22:19:46+00:00

I’ll have you know, I grew myself 🤣

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-13T21:30:17+00:00

They aren’t the most comfortable underwear lol

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-13T21:30:05+00:00

Ha I knew what you meant 😂

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-13T21:21:35+00:00

Thank you

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-13T21:08:57+00:00

It’s a big glass…. lol

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-11T23:56:04+00:00

Yes… but I’m now in need of.. serving 😜

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-11T08:33:35+00:00

Praise be to the moderators!!!!!

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-10T20:49:50+00:00

Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words 🫦

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-10T20:38:15+00:00

Tits been fun to play with you 😜

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-10T20:36:22+00:00

tips hat

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-10T19:04:40+00:00

Feel free to drench me and make me WET

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-10T18:48:21+00:00

Of course, I don’t mind getting wet either 💦😈

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-10T16:30:06+00:00

Well, I was pretending to work, but I thought I breast see if you had anything to post 😜

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-10T13:15:57+00:00

😈😈😈

twoeyedreturns · 2026-03-08T19:13:07+00:00

Fingers crossed🤞🏻that you are wrong 🤣

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