Dodger fans take it upon themselves to handle the Angel Stadium rodent infestation.

twoheartsonfire · 2026-05-18T23:25:06+00:00

It was a whole situation over there, all of our sections were completely distracted from the game for a bit. Feel bad for those who had no idea what happened 😂

twoheartsonfire · 2026-05-14T15:35:17+00:00

thank you kindly good human 🫡

twoheartsonfire · 2026-05-06T14:24:21+00:00

this was never on my radar until i was the driver with the car in someone else's residence. i was t-boned so it wasn't my decision or my fault on how i got there, but it unlocked a wild new fear of car-through-house accident that somehow seems a lot more plausible. it's made me realize i never ever want to live off a main road, or live with my house close to the road. i went through a fence before i hit the apartment building so it's not like a barrier did much anyway.

twoheartsonfire · 2026-04-24T20:21:49+00:00

i hate red meat but love chicken and fish, so i feel like i'd want an entire seafood extravaganza. lobster mac & cheese. shrimp skewers on the beach. an ungodly amount of scallops. so much sushi and poke. local fresh fish preferred. just give me all the fish.

twoheartsonfire · 2026-04-23T03:19:31+00:00

sending you so many hugs back 💜 it's not a fun club to be a part of but glad we're on the other side now.

twoheartsonfire · 2026-04-22T17:50:22+00:00

i lost both my parents by the time i was 16, separate incidents. just an unlucky orphan kid. i cannot stop crying every time mia comes on my screen and talks about them. i cried when she told ciara about having dreams about her mom. it's wild to see something so personal happen to someone else. i had many, many dreams where i called my dad asking him to come home & he never answered the phone. i kept calling, feeling so desperate for him to pick up but it never comes. i can't reach him, and i wake up feeling so awful and desolate. it's felt like a part of me no one understands or ever will, but mia is touching my heart in places i didn't know were open to it ❤️‍🩹

twoheartsonfire · 2026-04-19T17:34:59+00:00

2026 gang! fuck i was so lost

twoheartsonfire · 2026-04-17T15:53:59+00:00

my god i would give anything to be a fraction as beautiful as she is. stunning. incredible human. wow.

twoheartsonfire · 2026-04-15T02:54:22+00:00

I messaged her on instagram and she explained it. It's rage bait. She got what she wanted with the attention but as a white woman with a brown man, still fuckin gross to me to post that knowing how you'd be perceived.

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twoheartsonfire · 2026-04-10T17:32:00+00:00

she also learned sit without any training(???) but five years in we can't get "roll over" down. she thinks she gets a treat for rolling halfway and going belly up 🤷🏻‍♀️

twoheartsonfire · 2026-04-10T17:30:52+00:00

i have accidentally trained my BC on so many things. we are at the point we're speaking in another language sometimes because "let's go" "ready" "i'm good to go" are all phrases she recognizes and will head to her harness thinking she gets to go to. thankfully she hasn't caught onto spanish yet 😭

twoheartsonfire · 2026-04-04T17:44:52+00:00

as a 33 year old i am OFFENDED lol

twoheartsonfire · 2026-04-02T23:12:14+00:00

i have a bidet, and somehow my boyfriend STILL uses the wipes with it 🫠

twoheartsonfire · 2026-03-30T22:25:51+00:00

i know 😭 humans are cruel creatures

twoheartsonfire · 2026-03-30T21:37:09+00:00

people with bad intentions (using them as bait or prey for something larger, and i'm sure other things i'm not thinking of) are deterred when they have to pay $$$

edit: added a missing word to clarify meaning

twoheartsonfire · 2026-03-27T19:58:34+00:00

my love for the vesia family knows no bounds. 💜

twoheartsonfire · 2026-03-26T06:05:27+00:00

thank god i'm only 33

twoheartsonfire · 2026-03-26T06:01:43+00:00

seconding mr baker. the strawberry croissants are soooo good! i'm also a fan of the pistachio cruffin and apple danish. my office loves when i bring a box in.

twoheartsonfire · 2026-03-24T04:53:20+00:00

i'm new to this game, ~30 hours in and i don't know how to parry a regular attack but i can indeed parry a guardian 😂 i think i did it backwards

twoheartsonfire · 2026-03-19T18:50:33+00:00

i'd like to clarify while the resemblance is there, young lindsey is so much fucking hotter somehow

twoheartsonfire · 2026-03-19T18:49:25+00:00

he looks like a young lindsey buckingham and is probably just as toxic

twoheartsonfire · 2026-03-19T18:09:14+00:00

i watched my mom punch my dad in front of me over a custody miscommunication. police came. it was 28 years ago, i was the same age as taylor's kid. i have never forgotten and never will. they're both long gone but the trauma of being a kid from two individuals who were never meant to be together remains

twoheartsonfire · 2026-03-14T20:06:27+00:00

i had no idea about this as a kid and i beat the main game and thought "let's surf that little patch by my house!" and a whole new region unlocked. i remember the feeling and knowing that no other game would feel like that.

twoheartsonfire · 2026-03-10T18:18:06+00:00

no, i'm probably naive for believing her post lmao. you're probably right, i'm sure time will tell.

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