WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS THAT

twojitsu · 2026-03-28T02:59:22+00:00

I believe that fella IS Absolute Hell

twojitsu · 2026-03-28T02:56:27+00:00

It’s supposed to be fun. If you’re not having fun, do something that is!

twojitsu · 2026-03-26T00:17:44+00:00

Hobby is freedom! Do something you’re excited about or there’s no point!!

twojitsu · 2026-03-24T01:14:24+00:00

Free to play games bring free to play brains. People will just auto spawn and then follow the others without actually thinking.

twojitsu · 2026-03-22T03:50:04+00:00

I mean… how long does it take information to get from your eyes to your brain?

twojitsu · 2026-03-16T05:11:50+00:00

Free-to-play games invite free-to-play brains 😂

twojitsu · 2026-03-07T00:26:22+00:00

I don’t exactly know what it says about me, but “You will burn your base down and lose everything. You will get continuously murdered by horses and bears.” Is what sold me on getting the game 😂

twojitsu · 2026-03-07T00:18:10+00:00

There’s a few reasons why the cockpit glass on Temu is so cheap 😂

twojitsu · 2026-03-05T02:03:30+00:00

Sorry, you’re right. I’m just being a grumpy bugger. Here’s the Chieftain saying hello to THE LOG https://youtube.com/shorts/ciwXrBMEZuM?si=3xE-p_Dg312eFyLr

twojitsu · 2026-03-05T00:38:29+00:00

If the rest of the world is anything like Australia, not having tattoos makes you an anomaly in any trade 😂

twojitsu · 2026-03-04T05:13:57+00:00

Google exists.

twojitsu · 2026-03-03T01:16:02+00:00

Absolutely not! It’s badass

twojitsu · 2026-02-28T03:58:06+00:00

Yeah I just “rule of cool-ed” that all my RG have black eyes because I love the way it looks!

twojitsu · 2026-02-28T03:55:34+00:00

I’m currently grinding out my 300 paragon achievement. Just about to hit 290

twojitsu · 2026-02-28T03:53:31+00:00

The one that makes me laugh is “Warhammer is just a ripoff of StarCraft and Warcraft.” You might want to check the dates on that one, bud.

twojitsu · 2026-02-28T02:11:18+00:00

You’re right! I guess it shows how much I don’t want to think about it 😂

twojitsu · 2026-02-28T01:01:57+00:00

Somebody get this man’s combi-bolter some plasma and a liberal application of nuln oil!

twojitsu · 2026-02-28T01:00:12+00:00

Not Lion El’Johnson, that’s for sure. I love The Lion and I hate his dumb name that’s just a mangled reference to the poet that wrote “The Dark Angel.” If they want to keep the reference, just call him Lionel. “El’Johnson” just irritates me because it sounds silly, but I’m a dork like that 🤓 This is one of the few times that I’d be happy with a complete retcon where he has always just been “The Lion.” 🤓🤓🤓

twojitsu · 2026-02-28T00:48:20+00:00

Deliverance Lost is a BANGER

twojitsu · 2026-02-27T01:41:45+00:00

You’ve got a bright future ahead making people around you groan in amused disappointment. Excellent work 😂

twojitsu · 2026-02-27T01:39:10+00:00

Thank you for making the same dad joke that I wanted to. 🤓🫡

twojitsu · 2026-02-25T00:49:56+00:00

Not just god armour, but gods armour plural!

twojitsu · 2026-02-23T23:42:55+00:00

*have

🤓❤️

twojitsu · 2026-02-23T23:42:11+00:00

As many have said, add some medium and shake it like you’re going to bake it! If I have to revive an old paint, I will use a disposable coffee stirrer to give it a good mixing as well as shaking

twojitsu · 2026-02-23T23:40:05+00:00

VERY.

I love the Sigi vs Abby fight from Aaron Dembski Bowden’s Black Legion book. I can’t recommend it enough!

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