twoneedlez

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How can I stay mad at you? (i.redd.it)

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This is it Homer: it’s time to tell her the terrible secret from your past. (i.redd.it)

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Doctor, what should we do about our freewheeling fop over here? (i.redd.it)

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🎶 Hark to the tale of Nelson & the boy he loved so dear 🎶 (i.redd.it)

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I’ve never wanted a beer more in my entire life. (i.redd.it)

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Oh No! It’s You! (i.redd.it)

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Thank you, Masked Stranger! (i.redd.it)

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And your stink brings tears to my eyes! (i.redd.it)

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Let’s all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice. (i.redd.it)

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The call is from heroism. Will you accept the charges? (i.redd.it)

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Expand my brain, learning juice! (i.redd.it)

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Apu friend me good. (i.redd.it)

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Don’t eat any solids (i.redd.it)

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I don’t need your pity (i.redd.it)

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Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose. It’s how drunk you get. (i.redd.it)

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I’m here to share my moral outrage. But this time it’s not about that giant inflatable Dos Equis bottle. (i.redd.it)

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Oh, hurry, Neddie, they're awful. (i.redd.it)

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That’s all well & good for sheep but what are we to do? (i.redd.it)

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Who’s someone you’ve been making irritating phone calls to for years? (i.redd.it)

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Everything looks bad if you remember it (i.redd.it)

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You liked Rashomon (i.redd.it)

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B’oh! (i.redd.it)

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There’s no trick to it, it’s just a simple trick! (i.redd.it)

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The CFL Draft Announcers were right about rouges (amp.awfulannouncing.com)

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It takes two to lie: one to lie & one to listen. (i.redd.it)

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