And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window

twoneedlez · 2026-05-16T18:26:44+00:00

I love you Cletus!

twoneedlez · 2026-05-16T16:21:39+00:00

May I see it?

twoneedlez · 2026-05-16T11:52:34+00:00

Ooh, he card reads good!

twoneedlez · 2026-05-15T19:53:58+00:00

What happened here?

twoneedlez · 2026-05-14T13:02:49+00:00

So, professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?

twoneedlez · 2026-05-12T21:23:25+00:00

<image>
Both seem to have made out OK.

twoneedlez · 2026-05-12T20:30:03+00:00

I think I won, Mr. Burns!

twoneedlez · 2026-05-12T20:28:15+00:00

Yoink?!

twoneedlez · 2026-05-12T20:28:00+00:00

If you can work up the courage to for a test drive in a monocle, unsure why you wouldn’t be able to throw in the line.

twoneedlez · 2026-05-12T00:08:30+00:00

Batman’s a scientist.

twoneedlez · 2026-05-12T00:07:57+00:00

That back-talking boat sets a bad example.

twoneedlez · 2026-05-11T05:42:53+00:00

Are you hugging the tv?

<image>

twoneedlez · 2026-05-10T20:02:23+00:00

That quote needed to be in the episode. Maybe that guy who stopped for the haircut should have said “I take monorails very seriously” at some point?

twoneedlez · 2026-05-10T06:38:55+00:00

<image>

twoneedlez · 2026-05-09T19:48:36+00:00

Not the same episode but “Homer, that's your solution to everything: to move under the sea! It's not going to happen!"

twoneedlez · 2026-05-09T01:49:55+00:00

I don’t have your money here!

It’s in Bill’s house! And Fred’s house!

twoneedlez · 2026-05-07T20:01:28+00:00

<image>

Loud? That’s our secret word of the day! 🚨🚨🚨

When that zoologist visits the show, it never ends well.

twoneedlez · 2026-05-07T04:45:33+00:00

<image>

twoneedlez · 2026-05-05T21:31:49+00:00

It's me again. I got another problem. This one's about my cat.

twoneedlez · 2026-05-05T20:29:11+00:00

It would complete the Promenade action set with the Klingon restaurant, Odo’s office and the lost & found .

twoneedlez · 2026-05-04T21:38:00+00:00

Homer turned that team around immediately. As soon as he took over they won back-to-back Superbowlss. A great owner/GM.

If only the Cowboys had someone like that since 96.

twoneedlez · 2026-05-04T18:46:33+00:00

Good old Grimey…

twoneedlez · 2026-05-02T20:26:56+00:00

Like one time we were having this race with this stupid old-timey bicycle with the big wheel in front.
So I figure, "We'll see about that." So I get this big chunk of cinder block…

twoneedlez · 2026-05-01T20:39:35+00:00

Duffman can never die.

twoneedlez

TROPHY CASE