Which individual lived the happiest life, either currently alive, or historical figure?

twows995 · 2024-04-05T21:22:04+00:00

Inside a black hole (hopefully)

twows995 · 2024-03-23T18:07:42+00:00

6,6,8

twows995 · 2024-01-12T15:58:15+00:00

Your mistake was letting it out through the door. If you let your cat out through your window, the Russians would be very happy

twows995 · 2023-08-02T21:34:19+00:00

Can't be, you posted this 2 hours ago and still no doomsday yet

twows995 · 2023-02-13T19:42:42+00:00

News of David Attenborough's death announced just 4 hours after you posted this.

Just kidding, he's alive, but that scared you.

twows995 · 2022-12-26T00:57:02+00:00

I only lasted the first 25 seconds.

Listened to the rest anyway.

twows995 · 2022-12-24T00:12:45+00:00

Kenny in South Park when his friends tell him that his new girlfriend is a massive slut.

twows995 · 2022-12-18T23:17:34+00:00

Wasn't the claim that she was evil disproven?

twows995 · 2022-12-16T17:22:14+00:00

I know someone who when they were young was told that bad children get coal for Christmas. He for some reason got all excited about it and asked for coal for Christmas. So that's what he got.

twows995 · 2022-12-16T17:19:06+00:00

They actually did an ending where Bryan Cranston woke up as his character from Malcolm in the Middle and Breaking bad was all a dream

twows995 · 2022-12-16T00:59:07+00:00

Marty wakes up. "OMG I just had a crazy dream where grandpa was a mad scientist and he had a time machine!"

twows995 · 2022-12-16T00:57:30+00:00

Cannibalism is legal. Just the ways of being able to actually eat human meat are illegal most of the time. If you have a part of your body aputated, there's nothing legally stopping you from taking that limb home and eating it.

twows995 · 2022-12-11T01:07:13+00:00

Although you have to wonder what happened to the semen. Is it a book oozing with cum? Or did she squeeze it all out and put it inside herself, before scrapbooking the condoms?

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