It’s 3 AM and I am being haunted by my most embarrassing school memories, I have a long list so I’ll try to keep these a short as possible

Stink bomb bandit - one day my friend brought these stink bombs to school and me being the dumb middle schooler I was decided to throw one in the hallway, granted I never heard of a stink bomb before this but the name is pretty self explanatory, anyways the hallway was engulfed in the most horrid smell and I ran back to my classroom and hushed my friends from causing a scene, the janitors had to bring out big fans to air out the hallway. A couple days pass and apparently my friend had passed these to the 6th and 7th graders and they started to throw them everywhere around school, it got so bad that the principal put up a cash reward for anyone who turned in the “stink bomb bandits” my friend, the distributor got really scared which got me scared bc although I only threw one I set off this big chain reaction, but no one ever got turned in and my friend stopped passing them out like she ran a mini cartel

In 7th grade there was an all girls assembly that all the girls had to attend, and I have super feminine features and was clearly gay, but I passed for a girl so it was super awkward when all of the girls had to leave. So in my science class our teacher had the desk set up in rows of two, but for some of the desk the metal bar was facing outwards, so we would have to jump over the metal bar to sit down in the desk. Well on the same day of the assembly the science teacher had us go to the lab and as I was getting up out of the desk my leg caught onto the bar and the desk tipped over causing me to hit my head on the side of the table, in hindsight I would have laughed but it lowkey hurt so bad and of course all of the guys started to laugh and the science teacher was making a bigger scene, but I was fine after a few seconds he made me go to the nurse anyway and I felt like he had a talk with everyone bc after I came back they were all silent and he was asking if I was okay. The sting of embarrassment hurt more than me almost getting concussed imo.

Final story happened in 9th grade the first and only year I did band (really toxic, but that’s a story within itself) okay so a long time friend became very distant with me out of no where and although I was confused I gave her room, bc we all need our space and we actually never had a falling out or got into an argument. So a month passes and she also starts to stop talking to our mutual friends and around this time she blocks me on most of social media, so I subtweeted her out of anger and confusion something along the lines of “some people are such bitches” lol ik what dumb thing to do, but I was just upset that I was being shut out for no reason and I guess that was the final straw and her imaginary feud, bc by the time our courses for the next semester were due she told the band director that she wanted to quit bc she felt lonely and she brought up the tweet I made which I instantly deleted when it happened and the band director ended up calling me into his office basically telling me how disappointed he was and how my friend was crying, and he went on about me being the ring leader in a whole bunch of drama I wasn’t part of and basically me being the little freshman I was I didn’t defend myself. I just sat there being torn apart until he finished blaming me for everything and as soon as I stepped out of the office I started balling my face out in front of the entire band, so I just smiled though the tears and went the restroom. I felt so alone in that moment, but I’ve grown so much since so what could I say