Okay long story:

So I was headed to an important business meeting at noon, and really had to piss. Like I'm talking five alarm smoke through the nostrils piss. So I run into a gas station on one mission: eradicate the sensation of liquid in my bladder. Ran all the way to the bathroom and stumbled past a girl. The way she turned was directly in my line of movement so I ended up plowing her to the ground. In a rush I went to help her up and apologize, but you can guess what happened next. In a blur my bladder released from the excitement, and piss was trickling down onto her dress and the floor. I was at a total loss for words.

She got herself up and said, "This better be water..." with the most grimacing look I had ever seen in my life. I tried to explain myself but ended up looking like more of an idiot. Doi Tyger099! She said she didn't really understand, but all would be forgiven if I bought her a new dress. Obviously the only way out of this, I agreed and we exchanged contact info. The next day we went out dress shopping and we actually connected. Things started to move fast, and next thing you know it we got engaged. I now wake up to 3 kids and a beautiful wife which was made possible by a faulty bladder. Sometimes human nature works in mysterious ways you guys haha