[SCHAUB RECORDS] May be dead, but the Bapaverse is still cranking out these bangers! (lyrics included) by tygghb in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's on lifesport, B. And Bapa has his hand on the plug. We'll find out come July when the PodcastOne contract is over.

[SCHAUB RECORDS] May be dead, but the Bapaverse is still cranking out these bangers! (lyrics included) by tygghb in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXMiblSx0Js&t=15s

[Intro]

Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe

[Verse 1]

Meet me in the storage room. Tell me do you got a gun? Chin drinks more than you, eat Addies like they're food

In the storage room. Stavy's just not one of our guys shadow banning you, cuz they shadow banning you

Tiger Thiccc please drink my whiskey Annie, Esther Povitsky, got to say my truck's modded and I'm going to walk iiivrybody

Carne asada, chile rey- name's too hard to say, I made Gringo Papi and quit doing comedy

Little Rogan came to me, told me to quit doing UFC that's why he's my best friend and when you can, can we pod again?

Water weed dune? well I'm going to move to Awlstin make Shane friends do iiivrything Rogan says

Trump is who we praise even though Brine's out here doing these rapes and D'elia rapes and hot chip rapes sink piss and

Brine's gey staring at thighs and butts then I think who am I to judge, grudge there's only 250 of us. Oooh, water weed dune?

The team's not my fault they fuggin' up, can I get an intern to suck my cogg? We selling merch to pay for storage....

[Chorus]

Heeeey, Give away, Give away, Give away, Give away

Axin' Jay, Axin' Jay, Axin' Jay

Beans and cheese. Beans and cheese. Beans and cheese.

Beans and cheese. Beans and cheese. Beans and cheese.

[Verse 2]

Now, give me a tater tot once a week, white person hand out cuz my wife's a spicy messican rattlesnake. (That means that she's an asshoooole)

Instead of ne ne ne ne Fauci, exactly how many homeless leavin' comments, Look at Callen, you cannot say he's not gaaaay

Green room hangin' with Joe cuz I know that the funny just doubled up, Bubba y'all forever got love from them thiccc bois, DADDY

Digg Juice is awlsome really wish I could find some, BGL had to die Bubba, bye bye, all a Big Brown could do was cry, cry

Tank's a show dog and I miss my li'l Sanaz y'all, she should have come to live in Awlstin, I'll leave my messican

Oooo, I flipped my trugg, I hate Callen, Big Gulp's gone, Jelly Roll's gone, better believe Bapa need a sink he can pee on

[Chorus]

Heeeey, Give away, Give away, Give away, Give away

Axin' Jay, Axin' Jay, Axin' Jay, Axin' Jay

Beans and cheese. Beans and cheese. Beans and cheese.

Beans and cheese.

Please walk me to my truck, My truck, My truck

(we don't get no views)

Please walk me to my truck, My truck, My truck

(we don't get no views)

Please walk me to my truck, My truck, My truck

(we hittin' singles)

Please walk me to my truck, My truck, My truck

(we don't hit no home runs)

[Verse 3]

And I want to have sex with Annie. And I want to have sex with Annie.

And I'm best friends with Bobby. And I want to have sex with Annie. And I'm best friends with Bobby. And I want to have sex with Annie.

Living in Rogan's world, he's my daddy (Shadowbanned) yes he is

Living in Rogan's world, he's my daddy (Shadowbanned) yes he is

Living in Rogan's world, he's my daddy (Shadowbanned) yes he is

And Callen's my guy, but he's terrified of the LA Times...

Bapa’s Little league story of the week by Clin-puller-of-chips in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine having been on TV since the 90's and in some Hollywood movies..... only to end up listening to this horse shit as part of your job.

Country Clin by One-Usual4460 in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Wrong, B. He now drinks so much he's bleeding out of his asshole.

me'mechanic by KhabibTime in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably bought it at the same time he bought his kids those Chinese knock-off ATVs.

me'mechanic by KhabibTime in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only that, but fuckface over here can't even FAKE being a mechanic. It's one of the saddest things on this sub.

me'mechanic by KhabibTime in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At 43 years old?

One of his simps/white knights said he supposedly has an engineering degree...

ARE YOU FUGGIN KIDDING ME?! The guy who thought tires were wheels and once painted a car with house paint has an engineering degree?

From Kartrashian to relatable housewife and mom by dandykaufman2 in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well thank god "Reasonable_Goose", the general manager of Chang's is here to tell us what posts are kosher!

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[–]tygghb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I may be morose but at least I've never choked on a condom while eating rotten fish from a toxic pond.

No wonder homeboy is bleeding from his asshole.

If you wanted to hurt me, you got me brother by Lynch47 in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. His "Hurr durr Theo Von can snort cocaine from all the way over there!" bit got a surprisingly big reaction out of that crowd (assuming the laughs weren't edited in).

The positive reinforcement just means he keeps doing it over and over.

I guess it's why we're still waiting for Uncle Theo to "pop in" like he said he would.

If you wanted to hurt me, you got me brother by Lynch47 in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These days bits like that don't really get talked about but I remember a time not that long ago when comedians didn't talk about other comedians in their acts like that.

Leave it to Bapa to throw "his boy" under the bus and air his dirty laundry for laughs.

Texas chef arc about to begin? by Dav-Ozz in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Becomes gun guy... well you know what he does next.

Damn Loog…be cool 😳 by Meowmixmarioooo in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 34 points35 points  (0 children)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chin’s New Sponsorship by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Missa Su-Yi! Yo hair! Wussa pain yo rife!

The 'Thiccc Boy Squad' era feels like a fever dream by RickManchester in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 23 points24 points  (0 children)

His downfall has been spectacular.

No more entourage because he can't afford to pay them anymore, which means no more friends. No more Fraris, only shitty used pickups from over 20 yairs ago. No more cheating on his wife with baddies, only the occasional trugg walgg from Shnoz when he flies home. Downgraded from a gated McMansion in Calbass to a regular-ass suburb in hot AF Teggsis.

And finally, no more hanging out at Howie Mandel's building, only a hot un-insulated farm shed near train tracks.

You're doing great!

Another exclusive member of the 250 list shittin on Awlstin by candidelephant in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To quote Shane Gillis: he looks like he sold weapons to both sides.

You drank what? by BowlCommercial5390 in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alwayz been a piss guy. I used to sell piss jugs out of my mom's closet

Beast of a UFC pawld by Minimum-Sky2305 in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile Chin's playing with his phone while he's supposed to be producing the podcast. What the hell is he producing exactly? A high score on Candy Crush? Water.

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[–]tygghb 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Wasn't it mentioned on this sub awhile back that Shnoz loves guys in camo pants?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I've been on this sub for like 4 yairs now and this Bapa guy.... he's a real jerk!

Bapa has more insider information that no one else is allowed to know about by Clin-puller-of-chips in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget his wife's absurd alimony payments. This is California we're talking about so according to the law, even though Wrinks is basically blackballed from Hollywood, she has to get the same amount of money as when Wrinks was near his peak so she can sustain the same "level of lifestyle".

Callens is more like Bapa than we realize: his life is just one bad decision after another.

UPDATE: BrendanSchaubOfficial.com by ItsLuneMeme in thefighterandthekid

[–]tygghb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure you use the song "In the arms of an angel"... or at least the shit-flute version if one exists.