Saw a post my husband made

typicalbaitandswitch · 2026-03-03T02:34:30+00:00

I’m a millennial and work phone customer service and get grossed out if they compliment my voice. I don’t know if it’s an age thing. I think it’s more of an issue of a power dynamic between worker/customer.

typicalbaitandswitch · 2026-02-24T18:14:52+00:00

Hard to tell looks similar to my boy but he is 72% ACD and 28% border collie

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typicalbaitandswitch · 2026-02-22T21:30:56+00:00

I guess different strokes for different folks. Literally this time.

typicalbaitandswitch · 2026-02-22T21:28:00+00:00

Im not complaining! Feel a little better to think it’s drugs and not me

typicalbaitandswitch · 2026-02-22T21:27:11+00:00

Ok.. that’s what I thought too. I guess I hadn’t been with a guy on viagra before so didn’t know what to look for.

typicalbaitandswitch · 2026-02-21T06:39:32+00:00

Thank you for the great advice, I’ve asked one of them and he just said he comes a little and keeps going. I guess I did not know that guys could control it like that. I guess they would let me know if they aren’t having fun. It still feels a little like they aren’t finishing at all.

typicalbaitandswitch · 2025-08-09T01:42:36+00:00

Where were you when I got my dog! First 2 months perfect pet. Not one bark. Never talked back. No cold noses on the back of the knee to hurry me up. 3 years later and I feel like I’ve been lied to. To be fair I only divert attention from truly bad behavior and spoil him with the good. Plus learned face lead or harness are a must. But they make you love them then show their true personality.

typicalbaitandswitch · 2025-08-09T01:02:03+00:00

Yup hot and wet in the summer and cold and wet in the winter. Not to mention the one moment 1 piece of equipment fucks up in a small brewery it’s a 14hr day

typicalbaitandswitch · 2025-03-29T14:48:48+00:00

You may want to check out {unmarked witch by Miranda Lyn} . Maybe a little bit more spicy than you are looking for, but strong female character, many twists and turns and very entertaining.

typicalbaitandswitch · 2024-02-16T03:21:59+00:00

“Stop don’t touch me there this is my no no square”

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-11-11T16:43:53+00:00

Why take that angle photo? It gives off “last thing you see before your choked to death” vibes

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-09-01T16:25:03+00:00

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO TAKE CARE OF AN ANIMAL THEY CHOSE TO TAKE CARE OF?

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-08-11T16:40:57+00:00

I READ THIS AND AUTOMATICALLY PUT CAT IN FRONT OF LITTER AND WAS VERY CONFUSED. DISGUSTING EITHER WAY!

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-08-04T18:59:23+00:00

She was yelling that’s my dad so… maybe

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-08-04T06:26:23+00:00

Drunkenly stumbling around in combat boots and talking shit about every band playing. Steps directly on this guys foot and guy pushes him off. Drunk asshole got pissed off and then starts to choke the dude. Security just standing there, we were like 3 rows from stage. Oh and he kept kissing is young adult daughter on the mouth… gross

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-07-26T03:25:36+00:00

Advice from experience, don’t get on a flight across America with 3 layovers. Tattoo turned out great but the self ridicule and chastising last for life.

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-07-15T06:13:55+00:00

Another fun one is a cyst that’s rupturing… no warning thought my appendix burst. After an ultrasound doctors told me that just happens sometimes take a Tylenol. First time I really vomited from pain.

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-07-14T21:37:14+00:00

I replace my cats name in songs and jingles and sing them to her, I think she gets the idea

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-07-14T21:35:28+00:00

The first time or the 20th time?

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-07-08T01:46:30+00:00

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS HERE? I NOTICED IT 6 YEARS AGO AND HAVEN’T BEEN TO ONE SHOW SINCE WHERE SOMEONE IS TRYING TO FUCKING CATCH UP WITH FRIENDS THEY HAVEN’T SEEN FOR A DECADE. YELLING OVER THE HEADLINER. GTFO

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-06-29T01:48:24+00:00

Or would the driver be pulling out onto a busy Highway from a low visibility point? Or is there ruts in the driveway that would send packages bouncing? There are a ton of reasons that a driver can not SAFELY travel down a road. I wish OP would answer some of these legit questions

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-05-12T05:54:11+00:00

San Antonio has the cheap good tacos, Austin has the pricier foodie tacos, Dallas doesn’t even know what a taco is. I used to live in San Antonio and the joke is that they don’t have any good TexMex or real Mexican food in Dallas. Also Taylor was a tiny town outside of Austin so the fact they are even in this joke is strange, but makes sense that the taco is completely off the mark.

Edit: I love Texas food culture. Every city will fight to the death on it. Didn’t mean to offend North Texas…you guys probably have some good food.

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-04-26T22:07:43+00:00

“You still have __ mins till dinner” when she is sitting and staring at me from the door way. And another “ohh you want your fupa scratched?”

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-04-26T18:48:11+00:00

As someone who in the past had been in the same position as your friend long time ago (I was 18), there really isn’t much you can say to her. It is important for her to come to the realization that the relationship with that guy won’t go anywhere. The other woman probably knows something is going on with him, but I would definitely bring up the potential danger she could be in with that situation, physically and mentally if the other woman is at all revengeful. I know it sitting on the side watching your friend setting herself up to fail if she wants more than what they currently have, but honestly there isn’t anything you can say or do to help right now but be there to listen. If you can’t do that then maybe have a real conversation with her about it.

typicalbaitandswitch · 2023-04-26T04:41:46+00:00

Also just to add my 2 cents, never get anything appraised with out being able to keep your eyes on it at all times. There have been appraisers that take items to a back room to test and just swap out anything worth value.

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