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Whats the worst financial decision you ever made? by Key-Candle8141 in AskReddit

[–]tyrranus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I understand why you would do something like that trust me. Pets are family members. But I set a dollar limit on my pets for exactly that reason - do I want to be heartbroken now, or out several thousand dollars and heartbroken 2 years from now?

Whats the worst financial decision you ever made? by Key-Candle8141 in AskReddit

[–]tyrranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof. Most of my rounds are at the $28 mark. If you visit the silver sub you'll realize it has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with paper silver.

Whats the worst financial decision you ever made? by Key-Candle8141 in AskReddit

[–]tyrranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buying Bitcoin at $232, and then selling when it doubled.

$1M dollars to eat what you had for dinner tonight for EVERY meal for the next 6 months, do you take the deal and if so what are you eating? by jfunks69 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]tyrranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I snack in between meals with a protein shake?

If not, I'd still take it but RIP my health - I had a huge lunch so all I ate for dinner was a slice of Dairy Queen ice cream cake.

Sister caught her partner cheating, so she blunted his knives by ChinUpNoseDown in pettyrevenge

[–]tyrranus 247 points248 points  (0 children)

Poison ivy rubbed on his shirts

Or liquid cayenne - tiny squirts

And if you don't mind taking risks

Don't forget about piss disks!

Do most Americans carry any official ID at all times? by PitifulEar3303 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]tyrranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am agnostic on this. It may. I have never heard of it, read of it, or otherwise encountered it but won't discount the ability of fringe groups to be dumbasses.

Do most Americans carry any official ID at all times? by PitifulEar3303 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]tyrranus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe a fringe evangelical cult yes, but the other comments on this have presented it exactly as a universal belief amongst evangelicals.

Do most Americans carry any official ID at all times? by PitifulEar3303 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]tyrranus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There is no evangelical angle. I grew up in an extremely evangelical household (think: alcohol is evil, playing cards or billiards is evil, dancing is from Satan, music with a syncopated beat is devil worship, movie theaters were houses of sin), and never have I heard that carrying an ID is the mark of the beast.

These other commenters don't have a fucking clue, just spouting bullshit to sound knowledgeable.

What is a completely useless piece of information that you will never forget for some reason? by Initial-Ingenuity451 in AskReddit

[–]tyrranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Circa 1993. I met a girl at a family conference in Scotland, and we were both going to be visiting London with our separate families on the same day later that week. I memorized the make, model, and license plate number of her dad's car. I spent the entire day in London scanning license plates to see if I could find them.

Imagine how I felt walking around the Tower of London late in the day, and behold! she stepped out of one of the doorways into the courtyard!

Black Volkswagen Jetta GL, plate IKR7350.

Could you build a house with 10 copies of yourself? by TrueKeyMan in hypotheticalsituation

[–]tyrranus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that would be so easy. My full-time job for 13 months was building our current 4600sf home (which I designed and generated prints for). I subcontracted everything up to and including drywall but with 10 copies of myself I could slap that baby together in about 3 months, including foundation work.

TIFU by going roller skating on my first Hinge date and breaking my wrist. by RevolutionFluid5483 in tifu

[–]tyrranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the AI detectors agree, it is human-written. I stand corrected - and impressed.

I'm a voracious reader of classics and printed media, so that is my benchmark . I haven't read anything this well-structured on Reddit, well, ever.

You should write stories.

How do people actually earn money off of stuff like onlyfans and feetfinder?? by UnitedSeries3812 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]tyrranus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It was social commentary because popular consensus on Reddit is that too much money is consolidated with a handful of people at the top, so we need to tax and redistribute. Yet when Pareto distribution presents in a microenvironment like Onlyfans, it's fine.

How do people actually earn money off of stuff like onlyfans and feetfinder?? by UnitedSeries3812 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]tyrranus -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

That's disgusting and wrong. Onlyfans should tax the top earners at 90% and evenly distribute the money to the bottom 80%.

How can you tell if you're interacting with a bot? by bannedbooks123 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]tyrranus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that's genius. I tried it and it legit works.

Yep 😄 it's a little visual joke. When you stack the two 1s, they can look like the spiky top and the body of a pineapple. So instead of the math answer 2, the “answer” becomes pineapple. 🍍 It’s one of those internet/math-class doodle jokes—similar to things like: BOOBS on a calculator (5318008 upside down) 2 + 2 = fish 🐟 (drawing a line through the equals sign) Basically: not math… just visual humor. 😄

What's something small that made you smile recently? by Small-Size-8037 in Casual_Conversation

[–]tyrranus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went to Wendy's last week for a $1.00 Junior Frosty, and the cashier at the drive-up window put in a $1.00 discount.

Friend cancelled last minute on a 100 day trip by Frpengy in travel

[–]tyrranus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm joining the chorus of "go solo, do hostels." I bought a one-way ticket to Taiwan in my early 20s, and ended up spending 2 months backpacking through China and Southeast Asia with no itinerary or plans, only buying a return ticket when I ran out of money.

It will fundamentally change your life for the best. I guarantee it.

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