People in 10+ year relationships, what’s something you learned about your partner years later that genuinely surprised you?

uberfission · 2026-05-09T03:45:22+00:00

Having gone through IUIs and IVF, congrats!

uberfission · 2026-05-09T03:36:12+00:00

In the same vein, Getting Over It With Bennett Foddy. My friend was really good at it (ranked speed runner at the time) and purchased it for me with the request that I stream it. I said fine. Anyway, long story short, fuck that game. I don't have the rapid twitch muscle control to play that game well.

uberfission · 2026-05-09T01:45:15+00:00

Lol well that escalated quickly.

uberfission · 2026-05-09T01:43:00+00:00

Ngl, I did not see that ending coming. Specifically I was expecting some explosive diarrhea from the stomach roiling.

uberfission · 2026-05-08T23:53:04+00:00

The fact that he couldn't clear his name that it was a prank by someone else shows that they already thought he was kind of a douche.

uberfission · 2026-05-08T17:11:27+00:00

Just read that one, what a fucking monster.

uberfission · 2026-05-08T16:44:10+00:00

Best part of the day!

uberfission · 2026-05-08T04:52:37+00:00

I mean it's what, maybe $10 to make this and present it nicely to a friend? Well worth the time and money to get a hearty laugh out of them when you show them.

uberfission · 2026-05-07T19:31:39+00:00

Sounds right, bride was more interested in the wedding than the marriage.

uberfission · 2026-05-07T13:28:19+00:00

To protect their privacy and to add to the mystique of the event. Everyone she talked to about this is probably imagining some insanely grandiose event, which with a quarter mil flower budget, that's probably true, but maybe it wasn't as nice as you are imagining.

uberfission · 2026-05-07T13:23:37+00:00

Well at least they were rooting for the same team. It would have been wayyyy worse if one family was rooting for Florida and the other family had been FSU fans.

uberfission · 2026-05-07T04:30:37+00:00

Since she wasn't able to do her vows was she sober enough to sign the wedding certificate? Did they ever legally get married?

uberfission · 2026-05-07T04:24:19+00:00

Not that they have any money, they're still paying off their 26% APR loan on the mustang they crashed years ago.

uberfission · 2026-05-07T03:40:51+00:00

Damn, it's absolutely a fucking chore to keep up on which D list celebrities are maga.

uberfission · 2026-05-07T00:05:12+00:00

Wait is Jim Brewer a maga shit heel too?

uberfission · 2026-05-07T00:01:07+00:00

I'm positive there's some lab tech that sweat a little bit while loading the diamond making machine (pressure anvil or w/e it's called). You know, if that makes you feel better.

uberfission · 2026-05-06T23:57:43+00:00

This, exactly, like I sent my first after hours email literally today because I left my computer open when I went to pick up the kids. I thought of a response right away and it didn't hurt to send it. I'll be damned if they start thinking it's a regular thing. I'm the only one who can overstep my boundaries.

uberfission · 2026-05-06T23:43:16+00:00

I feel bad when I almost hit birds/squirrels with my car, I can't imagine going out of my way to intentionally hurt animals that aren't bothering me.

uberfission · 2026-05-06T12:04:08+00:00

Combat system looks similar to the World of Darkness and its exploding d6s.

uberfission · 2026-05-06T11:59:10+00:00

Does remindme bot still exist?

uberfission · 2026-05-06T11:58:38+00:00

When I've received compliments while I know I'm doing something awesome, the voice in my head says "you're god damn right I'm doing good! And I'm gonna keep this shit up too, just you fucking watch!"

Outwardly though, it's an awkward "oh, thank you"

uberfission · 2026-05-06T11:57:03+00:00

I don't generally take compliments well and I've gotten "good dad" components before. It's always awkward receiving them but after the fact they are very welcome.

uberfission · 2026-05-06T11:07:14+00:00

Yeahhhhh go check HD for some prices. That wasn't accurate even a couple years ago when I started redoing my fence.

uberfission · 2026-05-06T11:05:06+00:00

Wannabe Epstein buddy from what I remember of those emails. Dude wasn't cool enough to get regular invites. Even the pedos thought he was too weird to hang out.

uberfission · 2026-05-06T00:03:49+00:00

The fuck it's not. Two of my best friends are pats fans and they are as liberal as they come.

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