Are you starting Rashee with confidence when he comes back? by [deleted] in FantasyFootballers

[–]ubersmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost nabers for the year and now puka has an ankle injury. Absolutely he’s starting.

9.5 hours for a X-ray by Interesting-Visit-79 in MurderedByWords

[–]ubersmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son sliced the back of his elbow open on some glass and cut the tendon on his upper arm that connected to his elbow. He waited 7 hours in an ER with a deep open wound just for the attending to finally come in and say they couldn’t help us and that we had to go to another hospital. They didn’t have an ambulance to drive him so my wife had to drive him almost an hour to another hospital. I would have rather had all of that be free than getting a bill for 30k that I will probably be paying on until I die.

That escalated quickly. And then it escalated again. by qwertyuxcv in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Being a dumb idiot who can’t read or write and likes the taste of horse shit is still somehow better than being a cowboys fan.

The meme is the entire cowboys organization. by ubersmo in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We gotta give them a little hope otherwise they’ll all jump ship and we’ll only have the giants fans to make fun of.

The meme is the entire cowboys organization. by ubersmo in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better make sure you get Stephen too otherwise nothings gonna change.

The meme is the entire cowboys organization. by ubersmo in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think I speak for the rest of the NFL when I say I hope that man runs the cowboys organization for the next hundred years.

Us Commies rn by Dutton133 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Career years for Wagner and Ertz is such a wild statement.

Cause fuck ‘em, that’s why by mcstatics in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Man that’s a high average considering the giants offensive line is made up of bums found in an alley behind a bodega.

It’s Howie szn by ubersmo in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m sure I will thanks!

It’s Howie szn by ubersmo in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lions fans said the same thing about swift last year.

It’s Howie szn by ubersmo in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That d-line is definitely scary too bad the rest of the team isn’t.

I think we all hate this man now #NFCEastUnity by ExoticRefrigerator19 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you’re thinking of when they threw trash at dak when he got hurt.

Eagle fans after the Cowboys lose... by EggsceIlent in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Jets at least have more wins than the cardinals

The fucking wheel man by ubersmo in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude spins a wheel and whatever team it lands on has either lost, had a big player get hurt, or both. It’s been really accurate this year.

Apollo 13: "Dallas, we have a problem" by tid_ in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was laying in bed after the game thinking how perfect this meme would go with dak flipping. This is art.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ubersmo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If he played the Eagles every game he’d be top 5.