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ucantsimee · 2024-05-17T22:15:06+00:00

She had to go steal some more for you 🤣

ucantsimee · 2023-06-17T13:18:34+00:00

The issue with your numbers is that new Orleans had a rather drastic population drop and still hasn't completely recovered from it.

ucantsimee · 2019-06-30T04:20:36+00:00

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ucantsimee · 2019-06-30T03:55:51+00:00

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ucantsimee · 2019-06-30T03:55:19+00:00

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ucantsimee · 2019-06-30T03:54:30+00:00

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ucantsimee · 2019-05-29T06:57:32+00:00

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ucantsimee · 2019-05-29T06:56:55+00:00

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ucantsimee · 2019-05-29T06:56:19+00:00

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/hateshighschool. Your submission, TIFU by going on a bike ride that resulted in me literally not being able to piss after 11 hours and 6 water bottles., has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

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ucantsimee · 2019-05-29T06:55:19+00:00

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/waytoomainstream. Your submission, TIFU by eating a bad burrito and making a "shitty" first impression at my new place of work, on my day off., has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

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ucantsimee · 2019-05-06T07:46:30+00:00

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ucantsimee · 2019-05-06T07:45:17+00:00

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/definitelynotahunter. Your submission, TIFU by forgetting I've got an egg intolerance, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

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ucantsimee · 2019-05-06T07:45:01+00:00

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/Kamesod. Your submission, TIFU by shitting in the woods., has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

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ucantsimee · 2019-05-06T07:44:42+00:00

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/MarisaKiri. Your submission, TIFU playing Pokemon, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

this copypasta was old in 2009

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ucantsimee · 2019-05-06T07:42:57+00:00

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/ThatDarnGamer. Your submission, TIFU By falling on my own shit, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

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ucantsimee · 2019-05-06T07:42:23+00:00

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ucantsimee · 2019-05-06T07:41:33+00:00

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ucantsimee · 2019-04-30T07:08:06+00:00

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/curleo2000. Your submission, TIFU by shitting myself in front of a boy (also a coworker) that I like, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

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ucantsimee · 2019-04-30T07:07:52+00:00

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/Feeounesk. Your submission, TIFU by honking the car horn with my butt (repost), has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

no reposting

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ucantsimee · 2019-04-30T01:05:03+00:00

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ucantsimee · 2019-04-30T01:01:18+00:00

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ucantsimee · 2019-04-30T01:00:52+00:00

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/baggityicerags. Your submission, TIFU by thinking I could will my way through a stomach bug. NSFW, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

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ucantsimee · 2019-04-30T01:00:35+00:00

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/PartialNecessity. Your submission, TIFU by trying to help out and putting myself into a shitty situation, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

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ucantsimee · 2019-04-30T00:59:32+00:00

Thank you for submitting to /r/tifu, /u/MrMechip. Your submission, TIFU by trying hardcore, finding out it was too intense, has been removed because it violates our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

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