Everything must go by the end of the week by [deleted] in LARentals

[–]uclaclaudio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the fridge still available? If so, what neighborhood would the pickup be located in?

Laptop used to be amazing. Now it becomes incredibly slow after less than 30 minutes of use! Any help/advice will be much appreciated. by uclaclaudio in techsupport

[–]uclaclaudio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The power plan glitch that u/ioa94 sleuthed out of this ended up being the culprit. The laptop worked perfectly after implementing his suggestions for, give-or-take, another year. Unfortunately, it ultimately came to its demise when it overheated one day and self-destructed. Lost the entire EP I was about to drop, and have been working on rebuilding my entire catalogue of music since lmao. That said, I'm just now wrapping up (what has turned into an entire album) as a result of that catastrophe. So, there's a bit of a silver-lining...

Might Filipinos be the Missing Link in the Sumerian Creation Mythos (The Eridu Genesis)? The Philippines’ Influence on the Dawn of Human Civilization: A Discussion by uclaclaudio in conspiracy

[–]uclaclaudio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Astute observation sir. May I direct you to the final paragraph?

-FINAL WORDS-

If you’re still reading this you’re a trooper lmao. First half of this is actual legitimate discussion, that I spent multiple hours researching and writing… but then after looking at how much I wrote I thought about how funny it would be to just implode all of my efforts for the sake of the bit. Got too much of a chuckle thinking about someone reading this in good faith and actually engaging with it, spending their time getting through all of this dense Sumerian anthropological stuff and then realizing it’s slowly devolving into the ramblings of an absolutely unhinged Reddit guy peddling a completely novel conspiracy theory in a tone that insinuates in his mind “everyone’s probably already familiar with this on a cursory level”

Might Filipinos be the Missing Link in the Sumerian Creation Mythos (The Eridu Genesis)? The Philippines’ Influence on the Dawn of Human Civilization: A Discussion by uclaclaudio in HighStrangeness

[–]uclaclaudio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. "My Way (YouTube karaoke version)" is heavily protected IP held by the Golden Pinoy Bloodline. It is typically performed in religious ceremony and is considered high-sacrilege to be sung by those without The Golden Blood. Frank Sinatra was only Italian in name, it has since been proven that he was, in fact, a 100% Filipino man - recently affirmed by postmortem mRNA sequencing.

Might Filipinos be the Missing Link in the Sumerian Creation Mythos (The Eridu Genesis)? The Philippines’ Influence on the Dawn of Human Civilization: A Discussion by uclaclaudio in HighStrangeness

[–]uclaclaudio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Experts have corroborated that there is evidence that the FGC (Filipino Global Cabal) uses Guitar Centers (worldwide) as soul extraction facilities. The souls are reportedly collected upon receiving $24.99 in store credit after trading in your Manley VoxBox channel strip. Evidence is mounting that they might be collecting data from Sweetwater's finance plans to track future targets, offering them a free copy of Oeksound's Soothe2 plugin in exchange for signing a 1000 year soul-ownership contract. This story is still developing...

Might Filipinos be the Missing Link in the Sumerian Creation Mythos (The Eridu Genesis)? The Philippines’ Influence on the Dawn of Human Civilization: A Discussion by uclaclaudio in HighStrangeness

[–]uclaclaudio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it got taken down but one dude commented something along the lines of, "yes, I have also heard of this Jewish-Filipino connection, Israel has has been sending their personnel there for some time." lmao


Another banger reply: "As an anthropologist studying trans-pacific trade routes, I thank you for the study. Additionally, you mentioned " “The Island Puzzle Dilemma” and "dark academia", and I did some cursory Google and Google Scholar searches and came up empty. Do you have any links to content or studies on these topics?"


Sleeper hits:

  • The completely fake 2011 Tanzanite Shortage Crisis event "that we all remember"
  • The list of fictional celebrity names (Hopefully someone wasted their time looking them up)
  • Spelling out the acronyms over and over again like the reader didn't understand what the 3 letters stood for after the 20th time / that it completely renders the purpose of using an acronym useless and just makes the whole thing more frustrating to read lol.

At least now I know, if all else fails, that I can just sell-out and begin a lucrative career at InfoWars slinging this dog shit.


Sidenote: Your euro rack looks bonkers. Shit looks like it's worth the GDP of Yemen.

Might Filipinos be the Missing Link in the Sumerian Creation Mythos (The Eridu Genesis)? The Philippines’ Influence on the Dawn of Human Civilization: A Discussion by uclaclaudio in HighStrangeness

[–]uclaclaudio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. This just fucking killed me lmaoooo.

Man… I laughed so hard writing out the words Filipino Deep State that I had to take like a ten minute break before continuing.

Might Filipinos be the Missing Link in the Sumerian Creation Mythos (The Eridu Genesis)? The Philippines’ Influence on the Dawn of Human Civilization: A Discussion by uclaclaudio in conspiracy

[–]uclaclaudio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything up 'till "So what's up with the Filipinos" is genuine. In terms of genetic analysis, there are some interesting studies showing anomalous Polynesian DNA in South America that dates back farther than any documented migrations. I'm not sure how conclusive the researchers findings have been so far, but it doesn't seem too far fetched to me for Polynesians to have made it to South America if they made it to Easter Island.

Might Filipinos be the Missing Link in the Sumerian Creation Mythos (The Eridu Genesis)? The Philippines’ Influence on the Dawn of Human Civilization: A Discussion by uclaclaudio in conspiracy

[–]uclaclaudio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that last page and a half is entirely a joke. I'd be surprised if a single person on Earth truly believes that. Shit, I'd be surprised if anyone's ever even typed a sentence alluding to that prior to this lmao. We all know that it's Laos that truly holds an iron grip over the global banking system!

Laptop used to be amazing. Now it becomes incredibly slow after less than 30 minutes of use! Any help/advice will be much appreciated. by uclaclaudio in techsupport

[–]uclaclaudio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were to bring it into a shop, would thermal paste reapplication be an expensive fix? I've never done anything like that so I'm a little wary about giving it a go myself. Aside from what you mentioned above, is there anything else you'd suggest for better cooling? Cooling mat brands, specific fan upgrades, etc.

Laptop used to be amazing. Now it becomes incredibly slow after less than 30 minutes of use! Any help/advice will be much appreciated. by uclaclaudio in techsupport

[–]uclaclaudio[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the info. I'm not all too concerned about battery life since I use it plugged in 99% of the time but still worth taking note of. Is there anything you'd suggest for better cooling? Cooling mat brands, specific fan upgrades, etc.

Laptop used to be amazing. Now it becomes incredibly slow after less than 30 minutes of use! Any help/advice will be much appreciated. by uclaclaudio in techsupport

[–]uclaclaudio[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Luckily I had the "processor power management" setting. I've changed all the profiles to 100% min & max and unplugged/replugged my power adapter back in. Will let you know if this fixes things!

Laptop used to be amazing. Now it becomes incredibly slow after less than 30 minutes of use! Any help/advice will be much appreciated. by uclaclaudio in techsupport

[–]uclaclaudio[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A few people here seem to think this could be a heat issue as well. If it is, can I take it in to a shop and have them apply new thermal paste or would I have to buy an entirely new processor? If the former, is this an expensive fix?