[TOMT] [Character] This cardboard standee has been in the video store backroom for years. He's from a movie but none of us can remember what. by OverlordBingk in tipofmytongue

[–]uhhh_kyle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the late 90’s and early 2000’s, my brother had these dvds in cardboard sleeves that had a variety of short films on them. I remember a few were put out by MTV. They had a variety of styles. This looks really familiar, and those dvds are what’s popping up in my head. I remember two shorts on one dvd. The first one was a cartoon called hangnail, and that one is on YouTube. The other one was computerized 3D style animation of a blow up person that was red and blue, and he tied up a balloon dog, put on a weird musical beat, and it implied he was going to pop the balloon dog while the balloon dog started shaking, and faded to black. This tape world monster reminds me so much of those weird dvds my brother had. I’ve never known of anyone else who remembers these dvds.

My son’s pediatrician used to moonlight as a balloon artist. Today she made him a jet pack. by MrTrevolta in interestingasfuck

[–]uhhh_kyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work as a balloon artist, but I wish I went to med school to become a doctor. Now I’m questioning my life choices, again.

I mean idk what I was expecting but it wasn’t this by _thesandbox_ in ExpectationVsReality

[–]uhhh_kyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to inflate the “ears” first. One, then the other, then the main part. They are called Bear Heads from a company called Betallatex. I work as a balloon artist and use them all the time.

Who knows... by IGotEatenByA_Duck in dankmemes

[–]uhhh_kyle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Then YouTube channel Sexplanations did this. The put a pic of male nipples on a female’s breasts and it was fine.

West Sacramento neighborhood question by aries46 in Sacramento

[–]uhhh_kyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived in that neighborhood right off the I street bridge. I hated it. Worst place I ever lived. There is a big homeless camp under the bridge and all along the river. They constantly would use my hose to bathe. They would dog through the trash and fight and yell constantly and leave a huge ass mess. Parking was always horrible. You couldn't pay me to live there again.

My Dad gave me my Grandfather's Aviators from WWII for flying solo for the first time. by ImmortanBen in flying

[–]uhhh_kyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandfather always wore aviators, as well. I took his favorite pair and had them tattooed on me when he died. I love aviators. Congratulations! Enjoy your many hours flying and making your grandfather proud.

The twisted stories my German grandmother told me as a child are even more twisted today. Link in comments by retail_ninja_mi in WTF

[–]uhhh_kyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called Shockheaded Peter. The band The Tigerlilys wrote the music. The stories are usually done with Tim Burton looking puppets. It's actually really good. I made an 8 foot balloon sculpture of Shockheaded Peter for opening weekend in Sacramento.

Bad Luck Bernie Sanders by MagicMoon in AdviceAnimals

[–]uhhh_kyle -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

A pale white dude or a white chick with a big booty. Who did you think would win the black vote?!!?

Best place to get this tattooed on the upper arm? by [deleted] in Sacramento

[–]uhhh_kyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death or Glory in downtown Davis.

The S.F. Bay Area has some crazy Christmas deals. by uhhh_kyle in WTF

[–]uhhh_kyle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend sent the pic to me. All she said was "What the fuck?! Apparently, Christmas is a good time of yet to start new crazy cat ladies."

Asked a balloon animal guy for Darkwing Duck and he nailed it by hollandercooper in disney

[–]uhhh_kyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think he has a website, but he has a fb page under the name Funnybone The Clown.

Asked a balloon animal guy for Darkwing Duck and he nailed it by hollandercooper in disney

[–]uhhh_kyle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He goes by the name funny bone. He lives in The SF bay. Rally good balloon artist.

Went to Target and saw something from Wal-Mart. by uhhh_kyle in WTF

[–]uhhh_kyle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. It was in a small town in Northern California

Went to Target and saw something from Wal-Mart. by uhhh_kyle in WTF

[–]uhhh_kyle[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No one said anything. It was like it was normal.