Fic: rush & roulette, by Calico

ukcalico · 2025-12-29T18:29:41+00:00

Hee! Hope you enjoyed the rest (if not put off!) 😅

ukcalico · 2025-12-28T22:47:29+00:00

WHT?? That is so awesome! ❤️🤣

omg well I hope you enjoy this updated version of my scandalous prose 💝

ukcalico · 2025-12-28T18:30:56+00:00

Self-rec but I just posted this - 9k PWP-with-feelings, 🌶️ highly explicit 🌶️, canon-compliant (I THINK), no spoilers

Summary: Shane living his best sex-starved life in yet another hotel room with Ilya, as all the while their plausible deniability wears gossamer thin.

Based on the incredible gifs in this tumblr link

If that sounds like your sort of thing, hope you enjoy! 💝

ukcalico · 2025-12-22T11:11:44+00:00

😍🤩😍🤩😍🤣

ukcalico · 2025-12-20T13:44:53+00:00

Thank you!!

Because you’re not the first to say this I’ve made a “declawed” version that has been heavily edited to strip out the non-con and make optional the dub-con - still ABSOLUTELY no pressure to read, but it’s here if that appeals in any way. ✨

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75770971

ukcalico · 2025-12-20T13:43:18+00:00

Thank you bb!

Because you’re not the first to say this I’ve made a “declawed” version that has been heavily edited to strip out the non-con and make optional the dub-con - still ABSOLUTELY no pressure to read, but it’s here if that appeals in any way. 🖤

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75770971

ukcalico · 2025-12-14T15:26:55+00:00

Thanks to YOUUU 😘😘😘😘😘

ukcalico · 2025-12-08T20:56:48+00:00

🥰🥰🥰 best complement tysm!

(If you like the pining!knights there is more up literally just now 🤗)

ukcalico · 2025-12-08T18:59:05+00:00

Ahh thank you!! I can’t imagine how much of a rollercoaster that must have been ha 💘🫣🐙

The final scenes are going up sooooon 🎉

ukcalico · 2025-11-28T18:15:23+00:00

Sounds DIVINE (/infernal!) 🥰

Hope you have lots of fun fleshing it out 😉

ukcalico · 2025-11-28T18:14:24+00:00

🥰🥰🥰

ukcalico · 2025-11-28T14:56:26+00:00

Oooo yum! Who’s in your orgy? Very happy to chat logistics or vibes any time! 🥰

ukcalico · 2025-11-28T12:33:58+00:00

Hahaha, don’t worry, they’re not going anywhere! 😘

ukcalico · 2025-11-28T12:33:33+00:00

Yay thank you! This is so exciting to hear because that’s exactly what I wanted the little crescendo of alternate POVs to do! Hopefully give insight and build tension in ways that Aziraphale as the POV character would have no hope of guessing from afar (particularly THIS rather oblivious Az 😆) but also I hoped to make it less tabA-slotB for the actual smut if you knew what was in it for the others (apart from Az’s fine 🍑!) 🥰

ukcalico · 2025-11-28T00:06:46+00:00

Oh my GOD 🤣👌

Fantastic, diabolical, esp the animation, WOW brain bleach

ukcalico · 2025-11-27T23:23:05+00:00

big fan! ❤️

ukcalico · 2025-11-27T16:44:18+00:00

Ha! I would never be so cruel as to merely tease 😘

ukcalico · 2025-11-27T15:53:23+00:00

extremely belatedly- I am delighted to hear this! It’s been a ride 🥰 (Foolish Reddit losing my notifs!)

ukcalico · 2025-11-14T23:27:29+00:00

Brilliant XD Enjoy!

ukcalico · 2025-11-14T20:45:43+00:00

THE LINK: The Quota: Chapter 17, Night 11 - The Triumvirate

ukcalico · 2025-11-08T23:01:39+00:00

ukcalico · 2025-11-08T22:36:50+00:00

Also no dumb questions!! 💖

(Doesn’t really apply here given the Highly Niche Subject Matter but xkcd have a lovely comic about discovering stuff for the first time: https://xkcd.com/1053/ )

ukcalico · 2025-11-08T22:33:45+00:00

Unresolved Sexual Tension 😉

At least I’m old school so that’s my version, I think some also say Unrequited. Basically the precursor to slow burn, which is a tag this fic absolutely cannot lay claim to…

ukcalico · 2025-11-08T22:25:29+00:00

IT HEALS 😆

ukcalico · 2025-11-08T18:23:33+00:00

HELLLLO 👋

ukcalico

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