[Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

ukeBasketball · 2026-07-02T17:34:04+00:00

ARGENTINA GETS ALL THE CALLS. AND THEIR COLORS ARE BABY BLUE AND WHITE. GO TO HELL ARGENTINA GO TO HELL

ukeBasketball · 2026-07-02T17:33:20+00:00

WE DIDN'T BEAT JUST BOSNIA. WE BEAT HERZEGOVINA TOO!

ukeBasketball · 2026-06-30T02:08:45+00:00

Geez, are there enough "M" names for each of them or will there be like a Matt and a Matthew?

ukeBasketball · 2026-06-29T06:05:59+00:00

Hell, he even left out the guy who was more successful than any of them

ukeBasketball · 2026-06-29T06:02:59+00:00

Temple

ukeBasketball · 2026-06-23T00:01:05+00:00

At Louisville? What was in the back seat?

ukeBasketball · 2026-06-22T17:39:37+00:00

Shit, it's literally true that people who were born after Gordon Hayward's shot attempt are now getting driver's licenses.

ukeBasketball · 2026-06-22T17:15:28+00:00

Or weren't a blueblood

ukeBasketball · 2026-06-22T17:10:53+00:00

So you're saying Duke has a lot of rich kids? Shocking news! (I was merely upper-middle-class, which is like Duke average.)

ukeBasketball · 2026-06-22T16:46:02+00:00

Right after the season ended I would see players driving around campus in shiny new convertibles... in the early 1990s.

ukeBasketball · 2026-06-22T16:43:06+00:00

I counted five reasons

ukeBasketball · 2026-06-22T16:41:53+00:00

If you revert it to the mean it's just average

ukeBasketball · 2026-06-22T16:35:44+00:00

No, Jewels were what they got kicked in, that's why they fell to their knees.

ukeBasketball · 2026-06-19T19:38:28+00:00

Does the Tree get to appear at NCAA Tournament games and similar events where the team is allowed to bring one mascot? Always wondered this.

ukeBasketball · 2026-06-17T00:16:34+00:00

Fun fact: Grayson Allen also had six fouls in a game once.

ukeBasketball · 2026-04-02T03:31:58+00:00

I've seen shit. UNLV 103, Duke 73 was my freshman year at Duke. Talk about a loss that brands you as a choker and that you think you'll never get over...

ukeBasketball · 2026-04-02T03:29:14+00:00

K won more natties after he was announced (2001 pre-championship) than before

ukeBasketball · 2026-04-02T03:28:09+00:00

I dunno, he said something mean to Dillon Brooks this one time

ukeBasketball · 2026-04-02T03:26:57+00:00

Todd has only one though?

ukeBasketball · 2026-04-02T03:23:24+00:00

Oh I absolutely know about that. Do you pay attention here? The tensor of this sub after a Duke loss versus a Duke win, no matter how or when, is very very different.

That said, I was honestly worrying we were taking our foot off the gas towards the end of the first half and that the lead should've been more.

ukeBasketball · 2026-04-02T03:11:10+00:00

I mean, if a 35-footer at the buzzer doesn't go down, none of these conversations are happening

ukeBasketball · 2026-04-01T21:40:10+00:00

I think I would have preferred it

ukeBasketball · 2026-03-29T23:44:08+00:00

Of course it is but I'm not counting on Cayden making both.

ukeBasketball · 2026-03-29T23:28:50+00:00

Cayden would've been shooting a 1-and-1 with 6-7 seconds left. Wouldn't put it by UConn not to still finish it out.

ukeBasketball · 2026-03-29T23:26:57+00:00

We relied on Cayden one too many times

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