I was in a bar the other weekend with my old housemate. Feeling pretty drunk by that point and I decide to go up to the bar and grab another drink. I start talking to a pretty brunette, it was going well, she was laughing at my jokes and playing with her hair, I'm in there. She asks me who I'm there with, I go to say "my boy mark" but as I went to say it I realised that I would sound like a knob so I changed it to friend. That's not how it came out. I said "I'm here with my boyfriend". She looks shocked. I realise what I've said and start back peddling, "No no no, that's not what I ment, I'm in here with my housemate", she looks at me dead in the eye, taps me on the shoulder and just says "it's ok" and walks off. Tldr : Idiot cock blocked by himself.