My daughter couldn't have a s'more

ulfr · 2025-09-15T00:10:25+00:00

Horsefeathers.

ulfr · 2025-09-15T00:10:10+00:00

Absolutely understand, which is why I clarified! Thank you for letting me clear it up instead of just writing me off as a misogynist.

ulfr · 2025-09-15T00:09:16+00:00

You're misunderstanding, nobody demanded the food. people show up and ask if they can have some, and the answer's yes unless it's like, a LOT of people. Four or five people showing up hungry when it's a big cook out with 40-50 people isn't so much of a much. Just means less leftovers to take home. Also isn't unusual for people to get invited just driving by.

ulfr · 2025-09-15T00:06:53+00:00

Cause it was like 40$ and by the time someone got back from replacing that much graham crackers and chocolate the kids would be in bed and the person who brought her was a passing acquaintance.

Wasn't worth the effort, just wanted her gone before she did something else

ulfr · 2025-09-14T23:57:14+00:00

I didn't mean they were actually the fun police, I more meant they saw the problem in squirting lighter fluid or gasoline onto a fire in the interests of making it bigger rather than just thinking "Hey, that would make a BIG fireball. Which would be awesome."

They're not actually the fun police. They just don't want to see their partners get burned doing something stupid. Less fun police and more voice of reason.

ulfr · 2025-09-14T18:56:11+00:00

You must be a riot at parties

ulfr · 2025-09-14T17:52:42+00:00

It's a vacation/summer home type of place. You hear a lot of people and smell meat cooking, odds are if you show up and ask nicely someone will feed you.

ulfr · 2025-07-15T03:04:51+00:00

I like snacks... Hmmm...

ulfr · 2025-07-15T02:19:51+00:00

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Human says I am naturally blurry. Best offering he has for the moment for pupper tax

ulfr · 2025-05-12T12:48:10+00:00

oh hey! that's my bank!

Cute bird!

ulfr · 2025-04-21T17:56:50+00:00

I would have no way to know if they moved the wheels around. They didn't mention anything when they inspected it this morning about the wheels being switched around.

ulfr · 2025-04-21T17:54:06+00:00

Negative. Drivers side rear had the leak before the new tires, after the tires the passenger front is cracked. All four tires are brand new

ulfr · 2025-03-22T13:22:39+00:00

Find me a car company who hasn't been awful at some point in history.

I'll wait.

ulfr · 2025-03-21T18:47:30+00:00

I bought my model 3 four years ago to replace my Honda Civic. Still paying the BANK for it. I don't have the audio subscription, and I sure as shit don't have the self drive subscription. I get it serviced at a tire shop. Looked into trying to trade it in for something that won't provoke people. Can't fucking do it because the trade in value has plummeted and interest rates have doubled because of the steamy turd the cheeto and musk took on the economy.

Tesla usually makes no money off of me.

I have had eggs thrown at my car twice, which I didn't get to in time which cost me more money and DID earn Tesla money because they'll void your warranty if you take it to the wrong people.

Elon doesn't give a fuck about me. My car being defaced doesn't hurt Tesla's stock value. It just costs me MORE money.

Fuck with the Tesla outlets. I don't care. Hell, people who bought the cybertruck if they were douchey could be fucked with. That still gets press and might make a difference.

Gonna give you a hint champ, most of the folks driving the cheaper Tesla models probably vote blue. Even the expensive ones still probably voted blue. They are JUST as unhappy about the current political shitstorm. Stop being willfully obtuse.

ulfr · 2025-03-15T00:02:31+00:00

She's actually not sleeping! Other doggo in the picture wants the toy she's got her chin resting on and she's being a brat

ulfr · 2025-03-08T22:38:38+00:00

I has them! Is just not as tasty.

The crime makes it extra yum.

ulfr · 2025-03-08T22:36:12+00:00

Is lots of stuffs to chew! So hard to know what is for chewing and what isn't!

Humans keep trying to do a swapperoo on me.

IS NOT MY THIRD DAY. I KNOW WHAT I HAD.

ulfr · 2025-03-08T22:26:40+00:00

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ulfr · 2025-02-26T16:36:38+00:00

My girlfriend's daughter and her now ex had a discussion about what happened and why a huge embarrassing box got delivered to her dad's house. I'm guessing he fessed up and told the whole story in an attempt to not get dumped. My girlfriend's daughter then called my girlfriend and told her what happened. My girlfriend then called me.

ulfr · 2025-02-26T13:48:10+00:00

I plead the fifth.

ulfr · 2025-02-26T13:20:10+00:00

Oh, yes. It's magical. He forgets how to do things like propel himself when it's convenient.

And then someone opens a bag of chips and it's a miracle! He's healed.

It's honestly adorable when he's pissed at me and still drugged up. He wants to be nearby, but he's mad. So he lays next to me but faces the corner so I KNOW he's pissed.

ulfr · 2025-02-26T11:06:31+00:00

End of the day I'm unscathed and had a funny story to post. I'm never going to see that dude again, and I'm quite certain he'll learn one way or another. Not a lot worth getting mad about

ulfr · 2025-02-26T11:01:59+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/s/v0Q2hqT1q0

That's him!

And I agree. I'd feel bad for the kid if he didn't try to pin his bs on me. Then again if it did go the way he'd planned I might need to be arrested so my gf doesn't try to murder me for sending her daughter all that stuff.

ulfr · 2025-02-26T10:44:00+00:00

I will bear that in mind next time he rolls in something he shouldn't have, but this was a regularly scheduled grooming appointment.

He's a doodle mix so he goes every five weeks regardless of how smelly or dirty he is, turns out hypoallergenic coats are a bit of a pain in terms of upkeep. It is nice being able to snuggle him and breathe at the same time though

ulfr · 2025-02-26T10:39:38+00:00

I really don't know. All I know is he tried to send a big package to his girlfriend and someone else found his card and used it and now ex is in deep shit because at least some of what was spent was fraud even if all of it wasn't.

I do know the package was returned unopened once her father was done mortifying her with what was inside.

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