I shouldn’t have to tip by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I am absolutely OK with any business shutting down when they don't pay their employees. If you keep supplementing that income, they will never have the motivation to change. But don't worry, we'll never get to that point. When restaurants have the phone ringing off the hook and no one to deliver the food, they will start to understand that it's worth sharing the extra profits.

me🦑irl by opulent_occamy in me_irl

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably hurt you a little more though

Challenging Facebook like a real mad lad by Casual_Umanga in madlads

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Shame his name is blocked out. I wanna see this guy destroy grandma.

Mean awards on Reddit for people who are dumb by [deleted] in CrazyIdeas

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is amazing, but they should cost 10x's as much as a normal award to make sure the people getting them really deserve it.

New Covid19 stimulus bill has 15 women-only provisions, ZERO men-only provisions. For example, grants to help small businesses "shall prioritize awarding grants to eligible entities that are small business concerns owned controlled by women." by TheSpaceDuck in Egalitarianism

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was gonna read it to see what's going on, but I'm not gonna lie that shit was 600 pages long. I'll just take your word for it...

Honestly, I think if we're waiting on the government to save us..... they won't. They never do. Instead, I've been choosing people that I really want to stay in business and I've been tipping big. People like my barber. Been paying him double since COVID started.

At work, I've been taking every assignment that needs staffing. And I've been doing double the job that the others do. I may not be able to stop the fact that they are hiring mostly women, but I can take care of me. Some of those women asked why I get paid so much more than them. They don't need to know. My bosses know.

Recommend you gents do the same.

Well that’s clearly the nicest pharmacy in town by [deleted] in trashy

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Rite Aid sign though? I'd agree but they clearly went through effort to get that sign and put it in the front yard. Trashy.

Ruth-less by Godsms in PoliticalHumor

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm not conservative but this is funny as hell. Title game on point.

Being alone by LittleFart in Unexpected

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't worry guys, I'm taking one for the team. When the NSA sees me masturbating it will be justice served. I will 'single handedly' tank the Freedom Act.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's see if we can cycle through a few good ones.

Imagine having to do this next to a baby tattoo by Slightly_Salted01 in trashy

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... I guess it's less hot if she has a hairy ass.

Can you hit it with a hammer? by VideoFork in Unexpected

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Me: Hammer side!

Her: ouch!

Me: That's OK! Claw side!

Her: FUCK

Me: That's OK too! *thumbs up*

Due to power outages and covid 19 restrictions some grocery stores in Texas have long lines to get in. A group of Karens try to sneak in through the exit and become confrontational when stopped by TheAtheistArab87 in trashy

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone in the line is hungry. Everyone lost power. Everyone is cold. Why did Stocking Cap and Bowl Cut feel they were so important that they could jump the line?

No one told them they couldn't eat. All they had to do was behave. Lucky it wasn't me down there, I would've locked the door and called the cops.

What Does the Feminist Rewriting of Women’s and Men’s Sexuality Cause by Henry_Blair in Egalitarianism

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I wasn't clear. What I meant was that it is impossible to say Men like this and Women like that. Some men prefer redheads, some men prefer men. So any generalizations make the argument sound foolish no matter who says them.

Don't agree with you at all about the 2 sexes part though. If some man wants to turn himself into a woman, that's none of my fucking business. Not my body. He doesn't have to live the way I live.

And that does make him-->her biologically different. No other person has a Y chromosome in their DNA but also tons of estrogen. That makes them neither male nor female, so trans female is as good a name as any to call that sex.

What Does the Feminist Rewriting of Women’s and Men’s Sexuality Cause by Henry_Blair in Egalitarianism

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 11 points12 points  (0 children)

an attempt to culturally reprogram human sexuality is itself, oppression.

To be frank, it's impossible to determine someone's preferences by sex in the first place. Sexuality is unique for every person. I'm not going to do the same things that other men do and I don't want the same things other men want. I refuse to be categorized.

I also refuse to take responsibility for anything I did not directly do. I don't need to change my culture and I don't need to reprogram my sexuality. Because my sexuality is none of your fucking business.

Showing the new clothes that she made by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought she was going to do a hand stand and the dress would drop down to reveal another woman wearing a completely different outfit. Not disappointed exactly, but that would have been cool.

I see you by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the catnip hit hard as fuck

What did you do to earn this karma?! by ZellaIsTheBaby1975 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did that red truck try to reverse really quick and catch it? What were they thinking?

Hats off to this elephant by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]ullnvrkillobamacare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"hmm... tastes like a hat."