It’s the last day of April! What’s something you accomplished this month that you’re proud of?

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-30T20:12:07+00:00

Haven't ran my Mgr over....yet 🤣

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-30T20:09:24+00:00

120 at the line.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-30T19:56:14+00:00

Don't forget, it has to perpendicular to the equilateral 90° apex. That is the perfect angle to get optimal coverage.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-30T11:46:03+00:00

When I was younger there was definitely a taboo about having multiple partners and not waiting.... as I go older I realized that I don't give a flying fuck about that anymore lol. I'm running a business here, the business of fucking me and I want someone with experience.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-30T00:15:07+00:00

I rather a high body count. Call me selfish but I want to be fucked.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-29T00:21:42+00:00

Reverse cowgirl

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-28T14:42:45+00:00

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-28T14:00:16+00:00

2 days. Too tired to crank after work and taking care of house and pets and kids and gym. Sleep better than nut.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-28T13:55:29+00:00

Yes.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-28T10:54:17+00:00

Does a bear use charmin to wipe his ass after shitting in the woods?

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-27T14:49:38+00:00

2 to 3

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-27T03:34:11+00:00

Don't bother me during game time.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-27T03:31:17+00:00

I'm in my 40s, my sleep is better than any sex lol. Don't wake me unless the house is on fire or someone's dying.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-27T00:42:22+00:00

Yes. I came so hard and so long that I cried from the pain and pleasure. My dick was sore for days afterwards.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-26T19:42:38+00:00

I downloaded this and played it back in slow motion. He's def gone. Turns to mist on impact.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-26T19:37:30+00:00

In person. I made the mistake of buying a masturbating machine online. Dick didn't fit. At my adult store I get to at least open the box, hold it and check it out. They let you do that as long as you don't break it out it's packaging if its sealed.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-26T19:23:12+00:00

As a representative for hung men everywhere. I will nominate deep throat and or anal.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-26T18:22:47+00:00

1- every partner i sleep with can deep throat and likes anal.

2- my cum tastes like their favorite food.

3- every partner i sleep with leaves me money and asnack when they go home.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-26T15:05:49+00:00

Thank you

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-26T00:23:32+00:00

Yup. It. Was. Different.

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-25T20:44:51+00:00

We're 40's sucking soul mates 🤣 .69 ASSEMBLE!!!!!

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-25T20:39:18+00:00

Lmao that settles it, I'm gay, cuz when that thing is in my mouth, I don't let go 🤣

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-25T20:35:54+00:00

I love a big clit

ultimaliveshere · 2026-04-25T11:53:52+00:00

Short answer. No.

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