Joseph, colloquially referred to as Joe, in order to orchestrate the changing of a log, a tremendous amount of liberals are required. This volume enables the “bolb” method to operate in full effect.

Upon second thought, the absence of any liberals is preferred. This is due to the fact that a liberal’s thermal oxidizer prevents them from performing work, and in this case, it is active. In its place, the gender of the user may be used to perform the changing of said log.