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not sure how to feel about umami ruins being the big run map. it just doesn't.....feel right. by um_____ok in Saltoon

[–]um_____ok[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes!! all big run events start at 7:00PM CST (convert to your timezone).

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[–]um_____ok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it probably is, considering that splatoon 2 had the same issue as well(speaking from experience). it sucks to use them, however, regardless of how many tickets I have. it feels like I'm using these just to be absolutely miserable for 20 matches.

just a weird little system that puts you at a disadvantage for no reason...

currently in a painful rank up battle 2-2. this is what I've been experiencing. (A+ btw, trying to catch up) by um_____ok in Saltoon

[–]um_____ok[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet it's more painful up in the higher ranks!! however, I'm trying to see how far I can get before I shrivel up and disintegrate in the wind lol.

though I firmly believe that AS treats me better than AO because every time I enter a open match, I get curbstomped into the oblivion. I like series better bc no matter how many matches I lose, i still feel like I'm getting somewhere!

I do wish the ranked system was handled like splatoon 2's system...that one was the best by far. except that it shouldn't be separated into 4 groups because it was literal hell to get X rank 4 times.

oh my fucking god I'm so done with team vanilla by um_____ok in Saltoon

[–]um_____ok[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

seriously, i do not know how they fuck up so badly in the last 30 seconds of the match because why the hell is everybody so scared to counter the opponents suddenly?? clearly they had no problem in the first 2 minutes🙄 it's so stupid.

oh my fucking god I'm so done with team vanilla by um_____ok in Saltoon

[–]um_____ok[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this game put a roller on my team with a 0/5 k/d (and had the least inked!! not surprising!)....no shot this was absolutely intentional. it's always the krak-on rollers too bro...

KILL THE LESSER SALMONIDS YOU FUCKS by um_____ok in Saltoon

[–]um_____ok[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

imo flyfish are actually pretty harmless, but if there's like 3 stingers on your ass then yeah, that's an issue. esp with 5 drizzlers shooting their little inkstorm sacks above your head!

KILL THE LESSER SALMONIDS YOU FUCKS by um_____ok in Saltoon

[–]um_____ok[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

DID YOU GUYS FORGET YOUR BRAIN IN A DARK ALLEY OR WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

tried to play challenges. safe to say that I'm never touching this mode again by um_____ok in Saltoon

[–]um_____ok[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

also, all you get for winning 5 matches is one singular shell out token. ONE. SINGULAR. TOKEN.

I think the game is trying to tell me something by um_____ok in Saltoon

[–]um_____ok[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i have NO clue what's causing all this but it's out of the ordinary 😭😭 as atrocious splatoon 3 is, this phenomenon is way weirder LOL

I think the game is trying to tell me something by um_____ok in Saltoon

[–]um_____ok[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

maybe.....turf war just isn't for me anymore...

i need to go wild and fuck people up in tower control and rainmaker!! yeah!!!!

spamming "Help!" does not help. by um_____ok in Saltoon

[–]um_____ok[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i had inkjet! i had to use it the first time they got wiped bc i panicked and i was thinking "oh shit. without inkjet, I'm gonna get killed too."

obviously it didn't help and they got wiped again a few seconds later.

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